Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:25 pm

War! It was here at last. "Thank the Lord," thought Jeremiah, as he eagerly oiled is musket for the second time that day - with 'musket' being the secret name by which he referred to his penis.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:03 am

He was looking forward to the march up the Kyber Passage..
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by JimC » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:11 am

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:41 pm

"!Dnurgh!" excitedly intoned Gkgarkl, the caste pilot of the Fnurgin destroyer, as he stealthed through the asteroid field around Qlonkidi's second moon on his mission to deploy the blurge device toward the homebase of his cardre's Kliqlonki foe. "!At this rate I'll still be home in time for third-born-second-pod-sibling Glgarmuph's ascenssion!" he chimed gleefully into the mucus comm-stack, little realising that today of all days his proboscis was pointing in completely the wrong direction entirely.
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Post by JimC » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:37 pm

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:26 pm

I was late, and all that remained for me at this year's vegan orgy were the smells; ass sweat, patchouli, and weed.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:05 am

He had just started his nineteenth length of the pool when the anvil cleared the balcony, it's path describing an arc on its inevitable journey to the bottom of the shallow end that perfectly intersected the point where his head and shoulders met. Physics can be a real bitch like that sometimes.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Tero » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:22 pm

Why did she have to be so pancreatic about it? We were getting along fine till then.
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