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Meeky's Book

Post by Azathoth » Fri May 18, 2012 9:27 pm

He has written one so I'm going to shamelessly plug it for him
Black Valentine [Kindle Edition]
Adam Whittaker (Author)

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The mystery of the Black Valentine. Bishop, a GP, lives in a village where gruesome murders begin happening seemingly at random. No clues, no motive, just a phrase: 'Black Valentine'. He has to find and stop the murderer before the village descends in to chaos.

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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 9:37 pm

Ain't buyin' one if he don't post. :hmph:
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Post by tattuchu » Fri May 18, 2012 9:39 pm

Self-publishing through amazon is the way to go :dance:
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 9:39 pm

I should publish mine that way.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri May 18, 2012 9:41 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I should publish mine that way.
You should. Have you started writing it yet? :bored:
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 9:42 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I should publish mine that way.
You should. Have you started writing it yet? :bored:
Eleven chapters in the can.
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by tattuchu » Fri May 18, 2012 9:46 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I should publish mine that way.
You should. Have you started writing it yet? :bored:
Eleven chapters in the can.
In the trash can? Well start re-writing :lay:

Or do you mean the bathroom? Yeah, actually, that's a good place for reading. Is that where you do your proofreading?
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 9:57 pm

I've got chapters on Isolationism, code breaking, the China Incident, responsibilities in Hawaii (Navy), responsibilities in Hawaii (Army), responsibilities in Hawaii (Washington, Executive Branch), responsibilities in Hawaii (Washington, Army), responsibilities in Hawaii (Washington, Navy), Japanese planning, and technology (US)/technology (Japan).
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by tattuchu » Fri May 18, 2012 10:13 pm

And you keep these all in the bathroom? :ask:
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 10:17 pm

tattuchu wrote:And you keep these all in the bathroom? :ask:
On my laptop.
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Re: Meeky's Book

Post by Hermit » Fri May 18, 2012 10:32 pm

Going by what I read of Meeky's previous effort, I won't bother with this one.
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