Movies of the awful kind we've looked upon

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Re: Movies of the awful kind we've looked upon

Post by NineBerry » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:34 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:
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In a similar vein, the 2008 remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, with Keanu Reeves. Lots of actors I like making an unforgivably tedious and incoherent sci fi drama.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:10 pm

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A.I. this could be the worst movie I've ever seen. It seemed like it was dreamt up while editing. --avoid it
I spent the entire film wishing Kubrick had just fucking done it himself and not handed it over to Spielberg.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:11 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
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Animavore wrote:
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Justice League. Should be called Justice Bad (as Batman Vs Superman).
Yeah, I watched this last week. It was embarrassingly bad.
I liked both those movies. A lot :oops:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:14 am

Maybe Superman's return warranted its own film?
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:28 pm

British Spies and American Cowboys chasing down a drug cartel called the Golden Ringworm. I don't know, I didn't finish it. :dunno:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:31 pm

Hereditary --it's a good movie, and I fucking hated it anyway.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:14 pm

This might be controversial because I've heard some people talking about it like it's a cult classic, - but I've just rewatched John Carpenter's The Thing, possibly for the first time since I was a kid, or certainly long enough ago that I couldn't quite remember how it ended, - so I thought it would at least keep some level of tension. But while I can forgive the ageing of the special effects, and in fact the monster design was as delightfully gruesome as I remembered it, the plot and character development was tedious and frustrating. For a team of Antarctic research scientists they had no concept of quarantine procedures or any ability to work as a coordinated team. The unrealistic stupidity of the characters totally broke the suspension of disbelief. It's something that's quite common in horror movies, where the characters needlessly get themselves in trouble, but it's particularly frustrating when they are up against something that could still kill them even if they did everything they reasonably would to prevent it.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:12 am

The music is good though.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:08 am

The House With A Clock In Its Walls.

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Post by rainbow » Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:44 am

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Re: Movies of the awful kind we've looked upon

Post by tattuchu » Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:47 pm

rainbow wrote:
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Gorgeous animation. Shit film.

Anyway, I've watched several really awful movies and was going to mention them in this thread, bit it seems I've forgotten them. Which I suppose is a good thing, actually.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:25 pm

Why was i not warned that "G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Who Fucking Cares" was a terrible movie?

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:38 pm

Who could have imagined it?
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Re: Movies of the awful kind we've looked upon

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:25 am

pErvinalia wrote:
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Who could have imagined it?
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