Movies of the awful kind we've looked upon

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Post by laklak » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:43 pm

Beggars belief. All the others were classic films.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:23 pm

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:59 am

I think the remake of 'Lord of the Flies' was one of the worst with along of course the remake of 'The Italian Job'.
In fact all remakes are terrible and should be banned.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:06 pm

Has anyone seen the movie "It" (2017)? I've stopped watching after the first 20 minutes and am doubting if there's any point continuing. It seems to be made of so many really obvious horror movie tropes that it's more like a spoof. The clown in the drain is both funny and unbelievable, and they didn't leave any room for anything other than total suspension of disbelief. How hard would it have been to have had the older brother being the one that thinks he saw a clown dragging his little brother to his death, leaving the audience not knowing if he imagined it, or whether it's human or not? Instead it's definitely supposed to be real and you just have to immediately believe in this ridiculous clown monster. I might just carry on watching it as a comedy.

Edit: Have I got this wrong? Is it actually meant to be a comedy? It's so silly.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 26, 2020 6:38 am

well, I haven't seen it, but the clown in the drain is really from the book. Not very believable, but king has the talent that I swallowed it and went on.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:34 am

PsychoSerenity wrote:
Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:06 pm
Has anyone seen the movie "It" (2017)? I've stopped watching after the first 20 minutes and am doubting if there's any point continuing. It seems to be made of so many really obvious horror movie tropes that it's more like a spoof. The clown in the drain is both funny and unbelievable, and they didn't leave any room for anything other than total suspension of disbelief. How hard would it have been to have had the older brother being the one that thinks he saw a clown dragging his little brother to his death, leaving the audience not knowing if he imagined it, or whether it's human or not? Instead it's definitely supposed to be real and you just have to immediately believe in this ridiculous clown monster. I might just carry on watching it as a comedy.

Edit: Have I got this wrong? Is it actually meant to be a comedy? It's so silly.
Wait till you see number two. Truly cliched and terrible. I only watched about 30 mins of it before i turned it off. I didn't mind the first one that much. General entertainment. Nothing great.
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