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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:13 pm

Old sluts are mutton dressed up as lamb.
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Cunt » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:47 pm

Svartalf wrote:well, this older gent would not spit on her if she wanted to spend some nice time with me
It might be a bit pushy of you to insist on taking spitting off the table like that. What if she wanted it? Have you even SEEN pornos?

Considering your chances with her, I suggest you don't take anything off the table willy-nilly.
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Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Svartalf » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:49 pm

well, I may not have seen the RIGHT pornos, and my family was rather high society and old fashioned, so spitting is generally regarded as gross and rude.
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Cunt » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:57 pm

Svartalf wrote:well, I may not have seen the RIGHT pornos, and my family was rather high society and old fashioned, so spitting is generally regarded as gross and rude.
I think that is exactly why those young ladies like getting spat on, while wearing 'Daddy' hats...

something about rebellious youth, or something.
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Forty Two » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:01 pm

Jennifer Lawrence is open to a lot of stuff on her face. There is solid proof of that!
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Rum » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:50 pm

Sorry to burst any bubbles.. :lol:

https://www.screen-idle.com/jennifer-la ... -on-x-men/



Jennifer Lawrence’s ‘eye-watering’ flatulence halted filming on X-Men
March 9, 2018 Neil Tollfree The Mole 0


X-Men: Dark Phoenix is set to be one of the biggest films of the year, but behind the scenes, star Jennifer Lawrence’s flatulence made it one of the most problematic movie-shoots of recent years.

“Eye-watering,” claimed one of the crew about Ms Lawrence’s gaseous emissions.

“I mean, you’d be setting up for the scene, then there’d be this deafening sound like a snare drum exploding and within a few seconds people would be streaming from the eyes and coughing.

“I’ve no idea what she’d been eating, but she wants raking out, she really does.”

The set had to be evacuated and filming stopped several times during the shoot.

“Oh man, I remember one day Sophie, you know Sophie Turner? From Game of Thrones? Well, she’s playing Jean Grey and midway through a scene, her face just turned green.

“I swear, I thought it was some cool special effect, but it turns out Jennifer had just let go a silent-but-deadly one.

“Sophie just stood there for a few seconds, and the was sick everywhere.

“We lost two days there just getting the set aired out.”

Ultimately, the film was completed a week late.

“That delay? All Jennifer’s guts.

“Man, its weird. She’s a lovely woman, a real pro, remembers everyone’s name, but you just wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with her.”

Next week, I reveal which Hollywood superstar is a supernatural entity.

Mole out.

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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by Joe » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:08 pm

:coffeespray:
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence

Post by tattuchu » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:47 pm

Poo-pourrie :shiver:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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