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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:29 am

Still one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. If you've never seen it - do yourself a favour.



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Post by charlou » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:46 pm

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:42 pm

One of the greatest crimes in broadcasting history was the wiping of over half of the series because the economic benefits of re-using the tape was deemed far more important than being able to re-show the shows. :airwank:
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:43 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One of the greatest crimes in broadcasting history was the wiping of over half of the series because the economic benefits of re-using the tape was deemed far more important than being able to re-show the shows. :airwank:
Oh boy. That happened with a number of old TV shows IIRC. The cost of the media was (relatively speaking) very high, and people just didn't "think ahead" about preserving content for the future.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:00 pm

[quote="Bella Fortuna"]Still one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. If you've never seen it - do yourself a favour.

You posted the wrong clips...



I think, while the ones you posted are indeed brilliant, I think this one is more suited to this community.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:08 pm

Oh, and this one:
"I wrote, you know, civilly to them, at the World Council of Churches...Dear Cunts in charge of religion, you know... familiar... friendly. Dear Cunts in charge of religion, your fucking guide book, or whatever the fucking thing is, doesn't half give me the horn. I gets fucking horny, especially on St Paul, and I got no reply whatsoever from that. Cunts. No wonder church attendance is dropping everywhere..."



"You know like, it says in the bible, that ah, that Jesus was on the whole, was, fairly nice. Do you think that's true?"
" No. I think he was a cunt...".
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:31 pm

klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One of the greatest crimes in broadcasting history was the wiping of over half of the series because the economic benefits of re-using the tape was deemed far more important than being able to re-show the shows. :airwank:
Oh boy. That happened with a number of old TV shows IIRC. The cost of the media was (relatively speaking) very high, and people just didn't "think ahead" about preserving content for the future.
By contrast, every, single, odious microsecond of the X factor will be preserved (in HD clarity) for many billenia beyond the 1.2 seconds that anyone in the universe was remotely interested in it has passed... :nono:
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:32 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One of the greatest crimes in broadcasting history was the wiping of over half of the series because the economic benefits of re-using the tape was deemed far more important than being able to re-show the shows. :airwank:
Oh boy. That happened with a number of old TV shows IIRC. The cost of the media was (relatively speaking) very high, and people just didn't "think ahead" about preserving content for the future.
By contrast, every, single, odious microsecond of the X factor will be preserved (in HD clarity) for many billenia beyond the 1.2 seconds that anyone in the universe was remotely interested in it has passed... :nono:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! :cry:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:20 pm

Meh, I don't care too much for the Derek and Clive stuff - at least not for the later, more overtly profane stuff. It just gets boring. :what?:
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Post by Cormac » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:09 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Meh, I don't care too much for the Derek and Clive stuff - at least not for the later, more overtly profane stuff. It just gets boring. :what?:
To an extent they would be considered of their time. In and around the time Pete and Dud were performing, the Oz obscenity trials were held, the word "fuck" was said in television for the first time to storms of controversy, Mary Whitehouse and her moral majority were flexing their muscles, and two religious cunts eviscerated the Life of Brian in a despicably disingenuous and dishonest manner.



Also, anyone who ad-libs a monologue about the recently dead Pope lying in state on the catafalque in St Peter's giving him the horn is a genius.

Superb 1970s trolling, in my (not so) humble opinion.

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Post by Cormac » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:09 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Meh, I don't care too much for the Derek and Clive stuff - at least not for the later, more overtly profane stuff. It just gets boring. :what?:
To an extent they would be considered of their time. In and around the time Pete and Dud were performing, the Oz obscenity trials were held, the word "fuck" was said in television for the first time to storms of controversy, Mary Whitehouse and her moral majority were flexing their muscles, and two religious cunts eviscerated the Life of Brian in a despicably disingenuous and dishonest manner.



Also, anyone who ad-libs a monologue about the recently dead Pope lying in state on the catafalque in St Peter's giving him the horn is a genius.

Superb 1970s trolling, in my (not so) humble opinion.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:13 pm

Good points you make! :td:
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Post by Cormac » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:16 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Good points you make! :td:
:tup:

Mostly what I like is Cooke escalating to deliberately make Dud corpse. Despite their tensions, they had so much fun.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:17 pm

I always like seeing that. :lol:
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Post by Cormac » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:24 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I always like seeing that. :lol:

...Also, when Richard Branson stages the drugs raid, Dud nearly wets himself with fright, while Pete cops straight away.

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