things they only do in the movies

[tattuchu]

They do some weird things in movies. Some things, I figure, only happen in the movies. Why they even happen in the movies, I don't know. Some things don't make much sense to me.
Example:
There's always this scene in which the female lead is always really shaken up, crying, devastated after a traumatic event. Say for instance her child just got run over by a bus. So what does the male lead do? Does he hug her, comfort her, stroke her back, whisper loving condolences in her ear? I dunno, that's what I would do. But in the movies, he kisses her. I don't mean an affectionate consoling kiss on the cheek. No, a full kiss right on the lips. A passionate kiss, a use-your-tongue and eat-your-face type of kiss. And then he pushes her up against the nearest wall, where he pumps and grinds, and continues to suck her face off. And sometimes he'll even fuck her. All while she's crying. You know, because her baby just got run over by a bus. But this will all cheer her up, right?
Right?

[Animavore]

What!?

[Bella Fortuna]

I can't recall seeing anything like this...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I like the infinite repeaters. And the guy who has a fist fight the day after taking a bullet in the shoulder.

[Seabass]

They do some weird things in movies. Some things, I figure, only happen in the movies. Why they even happen in the movies, I don't know. Some things don't make much sense to me.
Example:
There's always this scene in which the female lead is always really shaken up, crying, devastated after a traumatic event. Say for instance her child just got run over by a bus. So what does the male lead do? Does he hug her, comfort her, stroke her back, whisper loving condolences in her ear? I dunno, that's what I would do. But in the movies, he kisses her. I don't mean an affectionate consoling kiss on the cheek. No, a full kiss right on the lips. A passionate kiss, a use-your-tongue and eat-your-face type of kiss. And then he pushes her up against the nearest wall, where he pumps and grinds, and continues to suck her face off. And sometimes he'll even fuck her. All while she's crying. You know, because her baby just got run over by a bus. But this will all cheer her up, right?
Right?

Give us a name. I have got to see this movie.

[tattuchu]

I can't recall seeing anything like this...

Dude, you don't know how many times I've seen this in film! And I always think, What the fuck is going on? Do real people do this?! I ain't got much experience in these matters, but sure real people don't do this?

Give us a name. I have got to see this movie.

All movies. All movies are like this!

[Coito ergo sum]

I like the infinite repeaters. And the guy who has a fist fight the day after taking a bullet in the shoulder.

LOL, or like when the hero can get punched five times in the head, get hit with aluminum baseball bats, fall 30 feet to the ground, get up and sprint away, brush his hair and sit down to dinner with the hot chick in the movie... often seen in James Bond or Jason Bourne films....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Anything Chuck Norris or Stephen Segal does.

[amused]

Walking through ductwork and massive air shafts. These spaces just don't exist in real buildings. Plus, it would be pitch black inside because they are sealed to not leak air.

[tattuchu]

I like the infinite repeaters. And the guy who has a fist fight the day after taking a bullet in the shoulder.

I know what you mean about miraculous recoveries, or inability to be hindered by grievous injures. But what do you mean about infinite repeaters? Oh, wait. Do you mean endless ammo?

[Coito ergo sum]

How about how they end phone conversations without saying goodbye?

[tattuchu]

Walking through ductwork and massive air shafts. These spaces just don't exist in real buildings. Plus, it would be pitch black inside because they are sealed to not leak air.

Not to mention, they'd be very dirty

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I like the infinite repeaters. And the guy who has a fist fight the day after taking a bullet in the shoulder.

I know what you mean about miraculous recoveries, or inability to be hindered by grievous injures. But what do you mean about infinite repeaters? Oh, wait. Do you mean endless ammo?

Guns that never run out of ammo, yeah. A staple of Westerns when I was a kid.

[tattuchu]

How about how they end phone conversations without saying goodbye?

They just hang up on each other! That's so fucking rude

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Nobody ever gets PTSD. They see shit that would drive Gawd sane and they don't even blink the next day.