Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

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Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Michael Macintyre - beige in human form.
Jack Dee - mildly amusing in 1988, for a week
Peter Sellers - WTF was he about?
Woody Allen - Jewish "comedy" :banghead:
Sandy Tostvig - I have seen funnier bacon.

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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Cormac » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:10 pm

Billy Connolly - once a manic genius.
Robin Williams - ditto
Eddie Murhpy - ditto
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Azathoth » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:56 pm

Ben Elton :ddpan: stick to writing, stand up is not for you
Jo Brand: Yes we can see you are big fat and ugly. It is understandable that you hate men
Chris Rock: If that chip was any bigger you wouldn't be able to support yourself under it's weight
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Cormac » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:12 pm

Jo Brand doesn't actually hate men anymore. She is married, (to a man), and has had two daughters.
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Mr P » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:17 pm

J*mes C*rden.

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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Cormac » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:19 pm

Mr P wrote:J*mes C*rden.

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Why the asterisks?
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Cormac » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:20 pm

Anyone on "Last of the Summer Wine", including the writers of that stinking pestilential toss.
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by klr » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:21 pm

Mr P wrote:J*mes C*rden.

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Oh yes, he's the guy that presents A League of Their Own on Sky. I once had to endure an episode of that. A fourth-rate rip-off of a BBC format, presented by a fifth-rate comedian ...
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Mr P » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:23 pm

Cormac wrote:Why the asterisks?
I can't bring myself to write such disgusting words as the name of this cunt.
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by klr » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:25 pm

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Cormac wrote:Why the asterisks?
I can't bring myself to write such disgusting words as the name of this cunt.
I quite understand. :smoke:
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by The Red Fox » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:54 pm

Dane Cook
Andy Parsons
Russell Howard
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Randydeluxe » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:03 am

I've thought about this question for a while, and I can't really come up with anyone. Comedy is timeless for me, I suppose.
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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:10 am

Andy Parsons is a bit shit really - the stupid, fake-looking beard and the stupid, fake-sounding voice both piss me off even when he does come up with something halfway funny.

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Re: Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:28 am

Hate to say it, but Robin Williams was a lot funnier when he was on coke.
He's an embarrassment, these days. Cringe-worthy.

Dennis Miller-- remember when he was funny? Such a long time ago now.

I don't get Sarah Silverman. She kinda just seems like a bitch.

I also don't really get Katt Williams. Or Tyler Perry. Or Martin Lawrence.
I'm listing these together in case there's something cultural I'm missing, but there's a huge list of black comedians who make me laugh my ass off, so I'm not sure if it's not just that they actually aren't all that funny.

Steve Martin is still one of my favorites, but my gawd he makes some bad films.
Again, cringe-worthy.

Billy Crystal seems to have passed his prime a long time ago--
Though I'm not sure-- was he really a comedian? Or more of a "humorist"?
He's likeable, still. Just not all that funny.

Can someone explain why Larry the Cable Guy is famous?

And was Bob Hope ever actually funny? If I were old, would I have laughed at him?

There are any number of people who've had Comedy Central specials that I could name--
But I'll stick with the ones I can actualy name off the top of my head.
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