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Female comedians.

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 04, 2011 10:14 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHtnE4AL ... re=related[/youtube]

No, seriously. I want to give her babies! :ddpan: :drool:
And she's funny, too.
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Post by Tero » Wed May 04, 2011 11:00 pm

Yes lovely. I once fancied a comic who was doing comedy channel stand up. She was very lovely.

The punch line to one of her jokes was "we don't even use sperm." She was a very cute lesbian. Just like in the porn movies.

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Post by tattuchu » Wed May 04, 2011 11:08 pm

Maria Bamford!

Sarah Silverman!
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Post by Ironclad » Wed May 04, 2011 11:57 pm

There's another Persian comedy woman, can't remember her name.. gets attacked by kebab shop owners a lot, she says. Anyhoo, quite foxy.
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Post by devogue » Thu May 05, 2011 10:29 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHtnE4AL ... re=related[/youtube]

No, seriously. I want to give her babies! :ddpan: :drool:
And she's funny, too.
If that was a man telling those jokes he wouldn't get a spot at your local pub. Mildly amusing, timing off, like a straight actor playing comedy.

The only female comedian worth her salt is the amazing Joan Rivers. Generally speaking, and this subject has been discussed at length here and at TAF, female comedians aren't as funny as male comedians.

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Post by Tero » Thu May 05, 2011 11:00 am

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller. Roseanne Barr. The old bags. Whoopi Goldberg started stand up.

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Post by Santa_Claus » Thu May 05, 2011 11:04 am

Female Comedians? When does that start? :hehe:

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Post by DRSB » Sun May 08, 2011 7:44 am

Kate Micucci is just adorable!

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Post by JimC » Sun May 08, 2011 9:26 am

We are not amused...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 08, 2011 1:50 pm

Deersbee wrote:Kate Micucci is just adorable!
She's one of Garfunkel and Oates, isn't she? They are veh veh funneh! :tup:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 08, 2011 3:20 pm

I have sound now so I was finally able to watch and hear the vid in the OP. I thought she was lame at first, but she grew on me. I liked her more and more as she went along.

This is Maria Bamford:


Here's another. Rachel, it's got a pug in it! :ab:
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