Does anyone know her? FFS tell her, I need to shag her someday would you. Thanks.
Helen? Helen?! :sighsm:
And hurry up before I change my mind and chat up that Borg woman instead, or Janeway.
Helen Mirren...
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I bloody fancy the bazookas off Helen Mirren. I don't care about the age difference, she da bomb.
Does anyone know her? FFS tell her, I need to shag her someday would you. Thanks.
Helen? Helen?! :sighsm:
And hurry up before I change my mind and chat up that Borg woman instead, or Janeway.
Does anyone know her? FFS tell her, I need to shag her someday would you. Thanks.
Helen? Helen?! :sighsm:
And hurry up before I change my mind and chat up that Borg woman instead, or Janeway.
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Get your dirty mitts OFF! She mine.. 
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I've loved her for years... 
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I'd hit it, and more than once.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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She's waiting for you Ironclad.
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There's is not a hope in hell I'd fuck someone that old. She probably has varicose veins and all types of shit.
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OK. Share then.Bella Fortuna wrote:I've loved her for years...
Oh Helen, we have such sights to show you!
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Jynx wrote:There's is not a hope in hell I'd fuck someone that old. She probably has varicose veins and all types of shit.
This thread is vein and types of shit - free. As is Mirren. Now, bugger off.
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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You have to ask - why doesn't she get her kit off any more? She used to not be able to make a film without divesting her garments.Ironclad wrote:Jynx wrote:There's is not a hope in hell I'd fuck someone that old. She probably has varicose veins and all types of shit.
This thread is vein and types of shit - free. As is Mirren. Now, bugger off.
Something's going on there. But by all means, find out the hard way. You and Bella there take her back for a three-way but when those clothes come off and you see she's crawling with black flies don't say I didn't warn you.
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Ayep. Get the uncut version and you get a three-way and a rockin' girl-on-girl at the same time.pawiz wrote:Caligula?Gawdzilla wrote:
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