This guy looks like he could be the king of films that are so shit they're too good!
Robogeisha
Tokyo Gore Police
Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl
They look so completely mentally Japanese that I want them NOW!
I think I've found Jynx's new favourite director!
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I think I've found Jynx's new favourite director!
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They look 
I love the music for RoboGeisha is like a Sonic The Hedgehog version of Live and Let Die
I love the music for RoboGeisha is like a Sonic The Hedgehog version of Live and Let Die
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I'm sure they can all be watched here http://www.asian-horror-movies.com/
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It was this review that made me look up the trailer
"And since we last had a movies thread I watched Robo Geisha and that was utterly, utterly awesome as well. If you've seen the bonkers trailer, the film is just like that. Absurd, terrible special effects, but what other film has a godzilla being controller by what looks like a Wii eating buildings that spurt blood? Or an arse-sword fight? Or.... or.... it just has to be seen!
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"And since we last had a movies thread I watched Robo Geisha and that was utterly, utterly awesome as well. If you've seen the bonkers trailer, the film is just like that. Absurd, terrible special effects, but what other film has a godzilla being controller by what looks like a Wii eating buildings that spurt blood? Or an arse-sword fight? Or.... or.... it just has to be seen!
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"arse sword fight"!!
I have to see it now. You don't get that in a Merchant Ivory film.
I have to see it now. You don't get that in a Merchant Ivory film.
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The second one had what looked like a woman who had swords instead of limbs. Bursting with
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The second one also had what looked like an alligator head instead of legs 
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Useful for making sammiches.Jynx wrote:The second one had what looked like a woman who had swords instead of limbs. Bursting with
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I can't stop laughing at the trailers, they look so shit!
The vampire one looks mental, there's a woman with helicopter blades protruding from her head made out of legs
The vampire one looks mental, there's a woman with helicopter blades protruding from her head made out of legs
We have no great war, no great depression.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
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There's a gif of that on one of the gif threads.The Curious Squid wrote:The second one also had what looked like an alligator head instead of legs
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There's a gif thread? 
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
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Jynx wrote:I'm sure they can all be watched here http://www.asian-horror-movies.com/
thanks for that link
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What can you say about this film? It's just one of the oddest films I've seen in a while. It defies any type of logic.
The film is about a bunch of people, called "Engineers", who can basically grow weapons out of their wounds. So someone loses and arm and a chainsaw might come out. The main character is a police officer hunting them. Usually with buckets - and I mean buckets - of blood. The stuff sprays out like a hose. It makes it very hard to take it seriously, though, and makes it comical.
The whole pace and editing of the film are wrong and the story has holes you could drive a Light Cycle through. Probably just for fans of gore. You'll laugh at most of it. Especially the ending which becomes an exercise in seeing just how far over the top one can push a film.
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Clearly Hiroshima wasn't enough.
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