Lisa: We're turning into monsters!!!
Bart: Cool!
Favourite Simpsons quotes.
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Favourite Simpsons quotes.
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Great thread idea. 
Now where's Kev and his encyclopedic Simpsons knowledge?? 
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
Now where's Kev and his encyclopedic Simpsons knowledge?? Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
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Bart: This is the worst day of my life!
Homer: The worst day of your life so far.
Homer: The worst day of your life so far.
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Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
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"Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember - a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya”
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
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"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... Except the weasels." - Homer
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman
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I was just about to do that one!klr wrote:"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... Except the weasels." - Homer
Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention!
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Mr Burns: "We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract"
Homer's thoughts: "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Mr Burns: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Homer's thoughts: "Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?"
Mr Burns: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
Homer's thoughts: "Oh my god!! He is coming on to me!"
Mr Burns: "After all, negotiations make for strange bedfellows." (Winks at Homer)
Homer's thoughts: "Aaaagh!!!"
Homer: "Sorry, Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
Homer's thoughts: "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Mr Burns: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Homer's thoughts: "Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?"
Mr Burns: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
Homer's thoughts: "Oh my god!! He is coming on to me!"
Mr Burns: "After all, negotiations make for strange bedfellows." (Winks at Homer)
Homer's thoughts: "Aaaagh!!!"
Homer: "Sorry, Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
Re: Favourite Simpsons quotes.
Homer .....This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke : It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
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“Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent" - Homer
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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"Look at this crazy mark-up, you magnificent bastard, I salute you!" - Apu
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
"Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places" - Barney
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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