This really is NSFW (verbally)Cormac wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes. Not Only...But Also... is still great and makes me laugh.Rum wrote:I think you probably mean Peter Cook.Azathoth wrote:Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.MiM wrote:Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
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That explains why he's not funny anymore....Bella Fortuna wrote:No.Animavore wrote:Is Dudely Moore even alive?
But, to digress...remember he was in that movie "10" with Bo Derek?
I think I was 12 when I saw that movie, maybe 13. I think I strained my forearm watching Bo Derek...
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Yep - my brain is melted today. I had a Family Law exam this morning, followed by an Intellectual Property exam this afternoon!Bella Fortuna wrote:Emo Phillips, I assume you mean? He seemed funny back in the day... and indeed his writing is clever but the grating persona eclipses it.Cormac wrote:Elmo Phipps?Animavore wrote:That guy that lp likes who talks funny and acts like a retard.
Sorry lp. I just found it annoying crap.
(But his experiment to split the atom is brilliant!).
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Brilliant!Bella Fortuna wrote: This sketch can still practically reduce me to tears, however (and is better watched on DVD where you can see the details and expressions):
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This is my favourite bit of that great film. I fucking love it.Rum wrote: This really is NSFW (verbally)
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That I did, I had just crawled out of bed when I posted thatRum wrote:I think you probably mean Peter Cook.Azathoth wrote:Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.MiM wrote:Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
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All Peters look alike in bed...Azathoth wrote:That I did, I had just crawled out of bed when I posted thatRum wrote:I think you probably mean Peter Cook.Azathoth wrote:Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.MiM wrote:Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
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There is a time and place for that kind of thing...Coito ergo sum wrote:You've not seen mine, yet.
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I mean, what can be funnier than a guy talking about how the corpse of the pope, all dressed up and laid out on a catafalque GIVES HIM THE HORN.Rum wrote:
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Is that what happened? I saw him on Jon Stewart a while back, and thought he looked strange...Cormac wrote:Billy Crystal is mostly funny now, because he's gone all Hollywood and had his face fucked up by plastic surgery.hadespussercats wrote:Hate to say it, but Robin Williams was a lot funnier when he was on coke.
He's an embarrassment, these days. Cringe-worthy.
Dennis Miller-- remember when he was funny? Such a long time ago now.
I don't get Sarah Silverman. She kinda just seems like a bitch.
I also don't really get Katt Williams. Or Tyler Perry. Or Martin Lawrence.
I'm listing these together in case there's something cultural I'm missing, but there's a huge list of black comedians who make me laugh my ass off, so I'm not sure if it's not just that they actually aren't all that funny.
Steve Martin is still one of my favorites, but my gawd he makes some bad films.
Again, cringe-worthy.
Billy Crystal seems to have passed his prime a long time ago--
Though I'm not sure-- was he really a comedian? Or more of a "humorist"?
He's likeable, still. Just not all that funny.
Can someone explain why Larry the Cable Guy is famous?
And was Bob Hope ever actually funny? If I were old, would I have laughed at him?
There are any number of people who've had Comedy Central specials that I could name--
But I'll stick with the ones I can actualy name off the top of my head.
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"Crazy People" is a great movie.Coito ergo sum wrote:I liked the movie Arthur and the movie where he keeps getting hoodwinked by the Devil.Azathoth wrote:Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.MiM wrote:Most of them
Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.
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Either that, or he fell asleep while ironing his face.hadespussercats wrote:Is that what happened? I saw him on Jon Stewart a while back, and thought he looked strange...Cormac wrote:Either that, or he fell asleep while ironing his face.hadespussercats wrote:Hate to say it, but Robin Williams was a lot funnier when he was on coke.
He's an embarrassment, these days. Cringe-worthy.
Dennis Miller-- remember when he was funny? Such a long time ago now.
I don't get Sarah Silverman. She kinda just seems like a bitch.
I also don't really get Katt Williams. Or Tyler Perry. Or Martin Lawrence.
I'm listing these together in case there's something cultural I'm missing, but there's a huge list of black comedians who make me laugh my ass off, so I'm not sure if it's not just that they actually aren't all that funny.
Steve Martin is still one of my favorites, but my gawd he makes some bad films.
Again, cringe-worthy.
Billy Crystal seems to have passed his prime a long time ago--
Though I'm not sure-- was he really a comedian? Or more of a "humorist"?
He's likeable, still. Just not all that funny.
Can someone explain why Larry the Cable Guy is famous?
And was Bob Hope ever actually funny? If I were old, would I have laughed at him?
There are any number of people who've had Comedy Central specials that I could name--
But I'll stick with the ones I can actualy name off the top of my head.
Billy Crystal is mostly funny now, because he's gone all Hollywood and had his face fucked up by plastic surgery.
It is becoming the legion of the surgically deformed fizzogs over there.
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