Movies which suck, but still suck!
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Highlander II - utterly without any redeeming feature.
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Don't make me shoot you.amused wrote:Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)
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Um, beheadings?Clinton Huxley wrote:Highlander II - utterly without any redeeming feature.
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Legends of the Fall 
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Sorry, not heard of that one.Clinton Huxley wrote:ISWYDT......Xamonas Chegwé wrote:You'll find the right lady one day, Huxley, old thing.Clinton Huxley wrote:Love Actually. Everyone involved should be punched in the balls.
Meanwhile, this is a thread about cinematographs.
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The Da Vinci Code. The movie that proved that all the dullness we can see in the universe is but 1% of the total dullness. The other 99% is dark dullness, supplied by Ron Howard.
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Angels and Demons is worse. I'm betting that nobody, cast, crew, director, producer or writers, knew how the movie was going end until they started shooting the last scenes. It was that mushed up.Clinton Huxley wrote:The Da Vinci Code. The movie that proved that all the dullness we can see in the universe is but 1% of the total dullness. The other 99% is dark dullness, supplied by Ron Howard.
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Fire away!Gawdzilla wrote:Don't make me shoot you.amused wrote:Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)
They still suck.
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A&D at least made me laugh a few times. Not intentionally, obviously.Gawdzilla wrote:Angels and Demons is worse. I'm betting that nobody, cast, crew, director, producer or writers, knew how the movie was going end until they started shooting the last scenes. It was that mushed up.Clinton Huxley wrote:The Da Vinci Code. The movie that proved that all the dullness we can see in the universe is but 1% of the total dullness. The other 99% is dark dullness, supplied by Ron Howard.
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Por que?amused wrote:Fire away!Gawdzilla wrote:Don't make me shoot you.amused wrote:Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)
They still suck.
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The made a movie of that too?Gawdzilla wrote:Angels and Demons is worse. I'm betting that nobody, cast, crew, director, producer or writers, knew how the movie was going end until they started shooting the last scenes. It was that mushed up.Clinton Huxley wrote:The Da Vinci Code. The movie that proved that all the dullness we can see in the universe is but 1% of the total dullness. The other 99% is dark dullness, supplied by Ron Howard.
My God, I thought that the PEOPLE at the BOTTOM LIne would have known better than to film another brown piece of shit.
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Elf surfing on a shield? Dwarf tossing jokes? mithril mail protecting Frodo from being pureed by a cave troll that had no business being in that scene in the fist place?Gawdzilla wrote:Por que?amused wrote:Fire away!Gawdzilla wrote:Don't make me shoot you.amused wrote:Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)
They still suck.
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LOTR does not stand on its own without the setup in The Hobbit. And even then, it's an epic with so much going on that a movie can't capture it, which is why the last one had seventeen ending scenes.Gawdzilla wrote:Por que?amused wrote:Fire away!Gawdzilla wrote:Don't make me shoot you.amused wrote:Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)
They still suck.
Potter is repetitive - Kids get in trouble that would end in an instant if they'd just go tell the adults what is going on, then get rescued in the end by a fluke. Repeat seven times. (I only made it through three of the books and gave up, but the movies seem to have the same plot.)
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But you are not alone.JimC wrote:I rarely if ever go to the movies or watch films on TV. I always resist the suspension of disbelief required for enjoyment...
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Now that I think of it, the Elf-surfing was a far worse crime than the introduced cave troll. There were at least trolls-a-plenty in Middle Earth. No surfing though, unless I missed something.Svartalf wrote: ...
Elf surfing on a shield? Dwarf tossing jokes? mithril mail protecting Frodo from being pureed by a cave troll that had no business being in that scene in the fist place?
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