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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:38 pm

Independence Day: all is solved because the aliens were too smart to use an Apple computer.
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Animavore » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:40 pm

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Animavore wrote:The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - turns out it was all a metaphor for evolution.
Aslan = Jesus Darwin.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:41 pm

"War of the Worlds". Anti-vaccers take note.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:42 pm

Animavore wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Animavore wrote:The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - turns out it was all a metaphor for evolution.
Aslan = Jesus Darwin.
:fix:
PoTAHto/PoTAYto
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Dries van Tonder » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:33 pm

The Hangover: Dries, where the fuck have you been for the last three days? :mrgreen:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:38 pm

How the West Was Won. The Indians lose. The bison lose. The grizzlies lose. The pumas lose. The wolves lose. The redwoods lose. The prairie dogs lose. The black-footed ferrets lose. The swift foxes lose. ...
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:08 pm

Paint your wagon: Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin make fun of Mormons by marrying the same woman.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:09 pm

Lassie. She's a dog.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:46 pm

The Last Legion. it's pseudohistorical shite
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Animavore » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:52 pm

The Passion of the Christ. Lying, manipulative, repugnant Jewish upstart preacher/cult-leader whack-job gets what he deserves.
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:20 pm

Gone with the Wind. It blows.
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by klr » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Gone with the Wind. It blows.
And sucks. :coffee:
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:28 pm

No, Deep Throat sucks.
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Re: Movie Spoilers Only

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:33 pm

"Flash Gordon". No genitalia seen at any point. :x
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