The Life of Jesus Christ
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If I ordered one, could I get it autographed by Jesus?
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Jesus who?
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Voluntary humour does not play in the same league as unselfconscious ridiculeGeoff wrote:Is it as good as "Life of Brian"?Pappa wrote:I'm 20 minutes in... as far as I can tell it's a surreal, ironic comedy.
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That Elizabeth miracle..it was not such a great job for God. He cheated, he used her husband's penis!
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It all ends badly, I've heard...
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Yeah, the bad guy comes back to life to set up a sequel...JimC wrote:It all ends badly, I've heard...
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They always forget the wooden stake in the heart!Geoff wrote:Yeah, the bad guy comes back to life to set up a sequel...JimC wrote:It all ends badly, I've heard...
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Geoff wrote:Yeah, the bad guy comes back to life to set up a sequel...JimC wrote:It all ends badly, I've heard...
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When does the sequel come out then? I heard it was this May but there were... production problems! 
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Not sure yet, but I'm expecting some great special effects!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:When does the sequel come out then? I heard it was this May but there were... production problems!
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The sequel, "Jesus is coming, and he's PISSED!" will have sights guaranteed to horrify xtian viewers. I hear the roles of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been filled already.
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Re: The Life of Jesus Christ
Pappa wrote:I'm 20 minutes in... as far as I can tell it's a surreal, ironic comedy.
The give away is they nailed a carpenter to a lump of wood in the end I laughed so much I pee'd a little ,And the time he was telling everyone to shove their hands inside him ....and that scene when tells Peter he is a devil for tempting him and tells him to get behind him
I keep hearing it in Frankie Howerd's voice .
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