The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by ScholasticSpastic » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:53 am

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Post by Hermit » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:04 am

Sisifo wrote:As an Icon, she represented a step down of femininity to me. With her, women in movies passed from being mysterious and intelligent (20s-30s), even malicious and manipulative (40s), to just being a face to put on a dress.
Looking back, I concur. The fifties and early sixties brought about an excess of vapid, escapist, conformist (to "Father knows Best" type standards) drivel from film studios, of which Charade (1963), featuring Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn was exemplary.

When I first saw that movie I was in my sub teens. The style, elegance and a tale well told appealed to me. Since then I have grown up somewhat, and realised that there is no substance at all to go with the fluff. In fact, as you said, it is a step in the backward direction. Yet, despite the vacuity - not to say the reactionary nature of this film - I still feel some attachment to Hepburn (as well as Grant and a number of other actors that chiefly appeared in fluff).
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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by maiforpeace » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:41 am

ScholasticSpastic wrote:I'ma change my avatar again, in honor of this thread. :mrgreen:
It's Holly go Spastic!

Roman Holiday suited her well. She was darling in the role of the princess. I love that scene at the cooking school when she's learning how to crack eggs. :D

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Post by tattuchu » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:22 pm

I recognize the name, of course, but she was before my time. She was very beautiful, though, I'll give her that most definitely. Reminds me a bit of my twin sister.
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Post by Sisifo » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:25 pm

tattuchu wrote:I recognize the name, of course, but she was before my time. She was very beautiful, though, I'll give her that most definitely. Reminds me a bit of my twin sister.
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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by tattuchu » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:29 pm

Sisifo wrote:
tattuchu wrote:I recognize the name, of course, but she was before my time. She was very beautiful, though, I'll give her that most definitely. Reminds me a bit of my twin sister.
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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:36 am

As beautiful as Hepburn was (either one of them), here's someone even more so:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:21 am

Colbert's eyes always seemed just a smidge too far apart to me. Pretty, though, in a Hollywoodesque way.
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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:23 am

Good. Real good. Ruin it for me, why don't you?
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But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
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We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."

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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:24 am

No, you can't ruin it. She's gorgeous. No way around it.
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But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
Her eyes are always hooded. Her claws are sharp as steel.
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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:06 pm

There is no way Colbert beats out Audrey Hepburn. Not a chance. IMHO, Audrey is number one on the all-time beauty list.

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From the movie You, Me & Dupree - says it all:
Molly: "So, you really were serious about Audrey Hepburn, huh?"
Dupree: "She had it all. Style, grace, ethereal, beauty. Just like I thought Mandy did."
Molly: "I don't know. I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: "Really? I don't."

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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:15 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Colbert's eyes always seemed just a smidge too far apart to me. Pretty, though, in a Hollywoodesque way.
No offense to the Colbert fans, but she's not even in the top 10.

I mean...Grace Kelly? Ingrid Bergman? Lauren Bacall? Gene Tierney? Bridgitt Bardot? - and that's just the pre-1960 ladies.

Grace Kelly comes into the top five for sure - she may be right behind Audrey.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:19 pm

You forgot the further back ones...

1930s Barbara Stanwyck? Two words. GOR. GEOUS.

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Re: The Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Thread

Post by Hermit » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:23 pm

Ahhhhhhh...

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