I don't believe I'm even contemplating this... (Barbie!!!)

[floppit]

Barbie is more scary than you think. I, hubby and BIL tried to shoot her once with air rifles! The pellets just bounced off her torso, tearing her silver dress but leaving her unscathed. The fellas were getting fed up so BIL shot her almost point blank in the head (these were proper poaching air rifles!). It was a miracle! She self healed!! You could hear the pellet rattling where her brain should be but no hole!! This had now become disturbing so hubby went to fetch the axe. That did for her, only.....

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

...the axe also died in the process, 40 years of chopping logs it survived, one barbie later it was dead!

Don't believe me?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Don't let them watch! Stop them, tell them she's evil and that if little girls don't rebel our whole society will bubble down to a layer of indestructible plastic uncovered by future archaeologists!

[Bella Fortuna]

That trailer was truly horrific. Still, the kitty at the end was cute

And looked like this

I am completely convinced that this^^ kitty kicks almost any animated kitty's ass. And Banderas' voice is

My son does this face to a tee.

[Animavore]

I'm contemplating this.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Millefleur]

That trailer was truly horrific. Still, the kitty at the end was cute

And looked like this

I am completely convinced that this^^ kitty kicks almost any animated kitty's ass. And Banderas' voice is

My son does this face to a tee.

So do I

[JimC]

Barbie is more scary than you think. I, hubby and BIL tried to shoot her once with air rifles! The pellets just bounced off her torso, tearing her silver dress but leaving her unscathed. The fellas were getting fed up so BIL shot her almost point blank in the head (these were proper poaching air rifles!). It was a miracle! She self healed!! You could hear the pellet rattling where her brain should be but no hole!! This had now become disturbing so hubby went to fetch the axe. That did for her, only.....

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

...the axe also died in the process, 40 years of chopping logs it survived, one barbie later it was dead!

Don't believe me?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Don't let them watch! Stop them, tell them she's evil and that if little girls don't rebel our whole society will bubble down to a layer of indestructible plastic uncovered by future archaeologists!