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Post by Seth » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:20 pm

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Indeed. And you are welcome to try to kick me in the nuts whenever you like. However, this does not guarantee that you will be successful in the attempt or that I won't cut your nuts off and shove them down your throat instead.
You are a beautiful human being.

I honestly wish you were my neighbour. Please give it some serious consideration. There are places here where you can still squat your way to independance, yet dodge into town for some delicious free health care (paid for by robbing rich assholes).
Now that I'm a dedicated socialist member of the dependent class it might be worth considering. But would we have to get married for me to get citizenship?
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"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

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Re: Hello

Post by Cunt » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:24 pm

Seth wrote:
Cunt wrote:
Seth wrote:
Indeed. And you are welcome to try to kick me in the nuts whenever you like. However, this does not guarantee that you will be successful in the attempt or that I won't cut your nuts off and shove them down your throat instead.
You are a beautiful human being.

I honestly wish you were my neighbour. Please give it some serious consideration. There are places here where you can still squat your way to independance, yet dodge into town for some delicious free health care (paid for by robbing rich assholes).
Now that I'm a dedicated socialist member of the dependent class it might be worth considering. But would we have to get married for me to get citizenship?
I wouldn't get married. Possibly for money, but not with your citizenship at risk. There are better ways.

I could find you a way in if you are serious. I think it would best start with a visit, though. This region is not ideal for some folks. I think you have some idea of what you would be getting into, but there are unique challenges which aren't always obvious.

Climate isn't usually one of them.
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Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

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Re: Hello

Post by Seth » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:20 am

Cunt wrote:
Seth wrote:
Cunt wrote:
Seth wrote:
Indeed. And you are welcome to try to kick me in the nuts whenever you like. However, this does not guarantee that you will be successful in the attempt or that I won't cut your nuts off and shove them down your throat instead.
You are a beautiful human being.

I honestly wish you were my neighbour. Please give it some serious consideration. There are places here where you can still squat your way to independance, yet dodge into town for some delicious free health care (paid for by robbing rich assholes).
Now that I'm a dedicated socialist member of the dependent class it might be worth considering. But would we have to get married for me to get citizenship?
I wouldn't get married. Possibly for money, but not with your citizenship at risk. There are better ways.

I could find you a way in if you are serious. I think it would best start with a visit, though. This region is not ideal for some folks. I think you have some idea of what you would be getting into, but there are unique challenges which aren't always obvious.

Climate isn't usually one of them.
Well fuck, Cunt, the problem isn't "getting in," any halfwit from Syria can do so without inhibition. The problem is being able to suck at the public teat, which usually requires citizenship, or legal residency at least...unless you're a Muslim terrorist sleeper agent of course. I can change my name to Abu Something but looking like an A-rab is going to be much more difficult, and I don't speak Farsi.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

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Re: Hello

Post by Cunt » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:42 am

You can emigrate here. If you are stuck on the marriage avenue, I wouldn't suggest trolling those marriage laws though...it might piss the wrong people off.

Yellowknife has a houseboat bay where people moor their 'boats', drive to them (all ice season) and head into town (2 minute walk) to use the services of the City which they don't pay for.

It's just one aspect of the Candyland that is our lovely country. You have no idea.
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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Hello

Post by Seth » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:12 am

Cunt wrote:You can emigrate here. If you are stuck on the marriage avenue, I wouldn't suggest trolling those marriage laws though...it might piss the wrong people off.

Yellowknife has a houseboat bay where people moor their 'boats', drive to them (all ice season) and head into town (2 minute walk) to use the services of the City which they don't pay for.

It's just one aspect of the Candyland that is our lovely country. You have no idea.
Tried to drive the North Canol Road from Ross River to the McKenzie years ago in the Hummer. Got about 250 miles north and had to turn back due to mechanical issues.

I enjoyed my Halloween-time visit to Banff and Jasper NPs, although I didn't appreciate being "profiled'" and searched for two hours by the customs pricks, but at least they didn't arrest me when they found an overlooked .45 magazine. Fortunately it was an 8 rounder and not the usual 12 rounder. Whew!

Your fucking "cheeseburgers must be cooked to the consistency and color of a hockey puck" law sucks though.

And now you won't even let me do suicide tourism. Fuck, now I have to make a big mess somewhere....
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

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Re: Hello

Post by Cunt » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:49 pm

Seth wrote:Tried to drive the North Canol Road from Ross River to the McKenzie years ago in the Hummer. Got about 250 miles north and had to turn back due to mechanical issues.
I remember you mentioning that.
Seth wrote:I enjoyed my Halloween-time visit to Banff and Jasper NPs, although I didn't appreciate being "profiled'" and searched for two hours by the customs pricks, but at least they didn't arrest me when they found an overlooked .45 magazine. Fortunately it was an 8 rounder and not the usual 12 rounder. Whew!
People are just as silly about guns here as they seem to be south of the border, in a lot of ways.

If you want a laugh, look up the (now defunct) long gun registry.
Seth wrote:
Your fucking "cheeseburgers must be cooked to the consistency and color of a hockey puck" law sucks though.

And now you won't even let me do suicide tourism. Fuck, now I have to make a big mess somewhere....
Ms. Yoshikubo did it, so I am not sure what you mean...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/jap ... -1.2816001

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/ats ... -1.3213357

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/ats ... -1.2825863
Two Japanese media outlets have reported that Atsumi Yoshikubo wrote a suicide note before she left Japan for the Northwest Territories.

Yoshikubo disappeared in Yellowknife two weeks ago.

On Tuesday, RCMP called off the search and reported that she was presumed dead.

They also said Yoshikubo “arrived in Yellowknife with a plan to go into the wilderness alone and become a missing person.”
I mean, I would ALWAYS recommend finding a reason to live, or a better way to die, but it surely can be done.
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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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