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The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:17 pm

Thank you, thank you....

There was no real need to go to all that trouble, but it's probably only appropriate now you have have world's most famous The Atheist* in your midst.

If you want to blame someone for all this, it's all Fedupwithfaith's fault. He told me it was a place where profanity, dirty jokes and atheism rule.

As I'm a profane atheist who likes to talk dirty, I thought I'd check it out.

If it's less fun than Bigfoot Forums, I will be sending a note of my displeasure to forum management!

All hail the Atheist!

*If you've been at a forum with a resident The Atheist, it's almost certainly me - I have signed up to all kinds of forums to protect my copyrighted name. This one had obviously escaped my notice, but now I'm here, so you can all relax.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:24 pm

FUWF must be getting banned, as he's lined up a replacement! :hehe:

Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:31 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:FUWF must be getting banned, as he's lined up a replacement! :hehe:

Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
Around here that would be "Thu".
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by charlou » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
Yes, TA's taken ... in more ways than one ;)



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Post by cowiz » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:02 pm

Whereas Jesus commeth
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Feck » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:05 pm

I hope you have not come here to upset the forum? we have strict rules and foul language is not allowed we do not need another cunt like FUWF here but come on in and remember God sees all
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:07 pm

Charlou wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
Yes, TA's taken ... in more ways than one ;)
I almost said just that... :hehe:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:08 pm

Feck wrote:I hope you have not come here to upset the forum? we have strict rules and foul language is not allowed we do not need another cunt like FUWF here but come on in and remember God sees all
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:08 pm

That's all we fucking need, another godless heathen. :nono:

Leave your morals at the door. This place is mainline to hell central a fact which pleases us all no end. :biggrin:
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:00 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:FUWF must be getting banned, as he's lined up a replacement! :hehe:

Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
"The" is fine. I also answer to "Asshole" and "Hey you!"
Charlou wrote:Welcome to rationalia 'The?' The dancing girls like to be tipped generously.
Cheers!

Dancing girls?

I can't even get my avatar to move!

(The Darwin fish is supposed to fucking the shit out of the Icthus one. It was made specially for me, dammit - I'll probably end up protesting or starting a petition about it.)
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Feck wrote:I hope you have not come here to upset the forum?
Only if I can't find the multi-quote button?
Feck wrote:we have strict rules and foul language is not allowed we do not need another cunt like FUWF here but come on in and remember God sees all
:mrgreen:

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:01 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Leave your morals at the door.
Luckily, I didn't have any.

I am completely amoral.
I live by the principles of "What would Jesus do?"

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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:03 am

The Atheist wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:FUWF must be getting banned, as he's lined up a replacement! :hehe:

Welcome... can we call you 'The?' :cheers:
"The" is fine. I also answer to "Asshole" and "Hey you!"
If we call you 'Asshole' you'll likely be confused with several others. I'll say 'Hey you!' :biggrin:
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by maiforpeace » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:09 am

Hello there The Atheist! Welcome! :flowers:
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:22 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:If we call you 'Asshole' you'll likely be confused with several others. I'll say 'Hey you!' :biggrin:
:lol:

Fair enough...
hey, your avatar has movement... I'll have to check the settings.
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Re: The Atheist Arriveth!

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:27 am

Aha!

Now I'm happy and will have a look around the other forums.

I've been waiting so long to use the avatar I used the wrong version.
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