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Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:58 pm

Found refs to you guys at Dawkins and wanted to check the place out. Hi to all.

My name is Michael Fagg. Despite my name, I am not a homosexual. I am completely straight. Well, 99.9% as there was one slight youthful indiscretion. Anyway, go ahead and make all the fag jokes you want. Everybody always does. I've gotten pretty used to it. Just remember, I have 2 'g's in my name.

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:58 pm

Hello!

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Post by klr » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:00 pm

Fáilte! :cheers:
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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:02 pm

Fáilte :cheers:
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Post by Rum » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:17 pm

We are a sophisticated and not a predictable lot at all, so in all likelihood there will be no homo jokes.

Actually come to think of it there will probably be many and of much hilarity!

It occurs to me that you will probably have had to grow up tough! :?

Welcome and make yourself at home!

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:21 pm

Rumertron wrote:We are a sophisticated and not a predictable lot at all, so in all likelihood there will be no homo jokes.

Actually come to think of it there will probably be many and of much hilarity!

It occurs to me that you will probably have had to grow up tough! :?

Welcome and make yourself at home!
I don't find such jokes funny, unless I'm making them about somebody else. As for growing up tough, i don't think so. I have a very smooth complexion.

I don't think we're going to get along Rumertron. Please don't respond to any more of my posts.

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Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:22 pm

My surname is Whipp. I got "Crack the whip" jokes and the like, all my life. I feel for you buddy!

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:23 pm

Are you by any chance related to Ian Bumboyy (with two Ys) or Dave Homosexuall (with two Ls?) :tea:
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Post by lordpasternack » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:24 pm

God hates Faggs... So aren't you lucky you found us instead of that crabby old cunt! :tup:
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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:27 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Are you by any chance related to Ian Bumboyy (with two Ys) or Dave Homosexuall (with two Ls?) :tea:
No, why should I be related to them? Are you? I have never even heard of people with such strange names.

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:28 pm

lordpasternack wrote:God hates Faggs... So aren't you lucky you found us instead of that crabby old cunt! :tup:
There is no god so how can he hate me?

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Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:31 pm

Interesting.

So where you from, Mike? (May I call you Mike or do your prefer Michael? If you prefer to be referred to as Fagg, then just give the nod.)

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Rum » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:32 pm

Fagg wrote:
Rumertron wrote:We are a sophisticated and not a predictable lot at all, so in all likelihood there will be no homo jokes.

Actually come to think of it there will probably be many and of much hilarity!

It occurs to me that you will probably have had to grow up tough! :?

Welcome and make yourself at home!
I don't find such jokes funny, unless I'm making them about somebody else. As for growing up tough, i don't think so. I have a very smooth complexion.

I don't think we're going to get along Rumertron. Please don't respond to any more of my posts.
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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by CJ » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:32 pm

:hiwave:

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:32 pm

:what: Hmmmm.

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