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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:56 am

Lord knows we could use some new wit what with the tired old deadwood here. :roll: ;)

Thanks for accepting the invite, Witticism! Welcome and enjoy! :cheers:
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Post by lsdetroit » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:59 am

woooooot more wit. thats what we need around here. im picking up the slack. say, u didnt happen to be a RDFer were u ;)?!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:00 am

(He is ;) )
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:01 am

Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:03 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
Now, if we could only get someone called Brainiac we'd have half a chance! :cry:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:14 am

Welcome Witticism. We weren't warned. Well, well well. We want Wensleydale. :cheers:
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Post by charlou » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:17 am

Hiya. :cheers:


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Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:18 am

Hellooooooo

ooh, lots of nice hellos here.

Lots of intereseting [tags] to figure out.

Let me just set up my account ... and then the mirth and mayhem will begin ....

Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:20 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
:biggrin:

Looks like Steven is cheating on 'Sweetness' in your av!
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:31 am

You feel pretty, witty and bright?



Welcome witticism, hope you have fun here! :flowers:
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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by starr » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:36 am

Well hello there Witticism :D

Where is that wise old distinguished looking cat avatar of yours....?? Or are you planning on something more in keeping with your youthful exhuberance over here? ;)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:39 am

Witticism wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
:biggrin:

Looks like Steven is cheating on 'Sweetness' in your av!
I'm watching him right now and he just made a reference to Sweetness as I read this. :hilarious:
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Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:59 am

littlebitofnonsense wrote:Well hello there Witticism :D

Where is that wise old distinguished looking cat avatar of yours....?? Or are you planning on something more in keeping with your youthful exhuberance over here? ;)
G'day Sta ... I mean littlebitofnonsense ;)

That's ma boy! ... Max is his name ... being 'cool mon' just like his dad :biggrin:

Thought I'd be even less serious here than over at RD's place ... if that is possible?

Now, any suggested posts or threads for me to check out.(please)?
:cheers:

ps. Was reading the forum rules and came across this, NSFW nude images may be posted in the NSFW subforum.

Ah hem ... excuse the ignorance but I assume NSFW means not safe for work? Hmmm ... I'm wondering what is inside. The mind boggles ... from the gutter.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by Witticism » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Witticism wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Finally, after all the half-witty things we have around here. :woot:
:biggrin:

Looks like Steven is cheating on 'Sweetness' in your av!
I'm watching him right now and he just made a reference to Sweetness as I read this. :hilarious:
I love Colbert (except the crowd going nuts at the start ... but I just fast forward through that)

What's the 'truthiness about him' I wonder?

As his show (despite its 'outward' appearance) seems quite ... what the word the yanks use ... 'libertarian' but according to his wiki page:
He is also a practicing Roman Catholic,[13] as well as a Sunday school teacher.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert
Seems odd given he seems to bag out the Pope a fair bit? (Maybe he is just repentant every Sunday?)

Hmmmmmm
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Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: Welcome, Witticism!

Post by starr » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:05 am

Witticism wrote:
littlebitofnonsense wrote:Well hello there Witticism :D

Where is that wise old distinguished looking cat avatar of yours....?? Or are you planning on something more in keeping with your youthful exhuberance over here? ;)
G'day Sta ... I mean littlebitofnonsense ;)

That's ma boy! ... Max is his name ... being 'cool mon' just like his dad :biggrin:

Thought I'd be even less serious here than over at RD's place ... if that is possible?

Now, any suggested posts or threads for me to check out.(please)?
:cheers:

ps. Was reading the forum rules and came across this, NSFW nude images may be posted in the NSFW subforum.

Ah hem ... excuse the ignorance but I assume NSFW means not safe for work? Hmmm ... I'm wondering what is inside. The mind boggles ... from the gutter.

:naughty:

:whisper: You have to PM an admin to gain access to NSFW :FIO:

You can call me lbon over here (littlebitofnonsense is a bit of a mouthful :noteuphemism: :hehe: ). :flowers:
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