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Beware the ides of May

Post by jamest » Thu May 07, 2020 9:17 pm

It's fuckin' May, not March, so get a clue.

How is everyone? This lockdown shit has hampered my business. I protested, even sent an email to my local MP about how essential robes and sandals were to one's well-being, but he didn't respond. Twat.

I've not posted for a while. Last time I posted I think I called several of you cunts.

I'm wondering whether to apologise. I'll think about it.

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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by NineBerry » Thu May 07, 2020 9:22 pm

There's at least one cunt around

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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 08, 2020 12:16 am

He's the biggest cunt. About 6 foot. 180 pounds...
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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by jamest » Fri May 08, 2020 2:34 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 12:16 am
He's the biggest cunt. About 6 foot. 180 pounds...
No problem.

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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by jamest » Fri May 08, 2020 2:43 am

How are ye the members doing? When I last posted, which was over a year before the virus, you were all in lock-down. So how has the imposed lock-down affected your own self-imposed lock-down?

I'm guessing that it's pissed you off.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 08, 2020 3:52 am

We were in lock down? I don't remember that.

We're going the same as always. A bit older and a bit crustier. Serial misrepresenter 42 has sulked off. Serial doomsayer Crumple is spreading his doom on Ratskep instead. And unfortunately one of our long time forum friends has passed away. Still miss him.
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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by Animavore » Fri May 08, 2020 5:55 am

And serial killer Seth is still at large somewhere.:lol:
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Post by JimC » Fri May 08, 2020 6:42 am

jamest wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 2:43 am
How are ye the members doing? When I last posted, which was over a year before the virus, you were all in lock-down. So how has the imposed lock-down affected your own self-imposed lock-down?

I'm guessing that it's pissed you off.

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Check out the thread "How are we coping", and you'll get some idea.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 08, 2020 6:51 am

I tried whisky. But I didn't like it.

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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by jamest » Fri May 08, 2020 11:15 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 3:52 am
We were in lock down? I don't remember that.

We're going the same as always. A bit older and a bit crustier. Serial misrepresenter 42 has sulked off. Serial doomsayer Crumple is spreading his doom on Ratskep instead. And unfortunately one of our long time forum friends has passed away. Still miss him.
Very sorry to hear that. Was it anyone I might have known?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 08, 2020 11:22 am

Look at the top of the page.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 08, 2020 11:41 am

jamest wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 11:15 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 3:52 am
We were in lock down? I don't remember that.

We're going the same as always. A bit older and a bit crustier. Serial misrepresenter 42 has sulked off. Serial doomsayer Crumple is spreading his doom on Ratskep instead. And unfortunately one of our long time forum friends has passed away. Still miss him.
Very sorry to hear that. Was it anyone I might have known?
It was Rum. I don't think he was at Ratskep.
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"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.

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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by Joe » Fri May 08, 2020 2:35 pm

Animavore wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 5:55 am
And serial killer Seth is still at large somewhere.:lol:
He's doing his Clark Kent impersonation at a conservative news aggregator called Complete Colorado.
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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by Animavore » Fri May 08, 2020 2:36 pm

Complete Twats.
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Re: Beware the ides of May

Post by Cunt » Fri May 08, 2020 2:37 pm

jamest wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 2:34 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 12:16 am
He's the biggest cunt. About 6 foot. 180 pounds...
No problem.
He's exaggerating. I'm taller, and leaner than that.

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