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It's as if he'd never been away.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Was it something I said?
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Brian, it is always your fault...Brian Peacock wrote:Was it something I said?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately. He'll be back with the next highly infectious/deadly disease..
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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The false, brittle optimism that has infected our forum needs an antidote!
Bring on the darkness!
Bring on the darkness!
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Or maybe he experienced his own, personal doomsday.rEvolutionist wrote:I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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I hope not.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Perhaps we are dead and this, sadly, is heaven?Hermit wrote:Or maybe he experienced his own, personal doomsday.rEvolutionist wrote:I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately.
I knew a fellow named Franz who saved his money for two years in order to be able to have a procedure done by Serge Voronoff. Dr. Voronoff was famed for his ability to graft the tissue from monkey testes onto the testicles of aging men. The rejuvenative properties of monkey tissue were scientifically indisputable, so much so that Dr. Voronoff needed to open a monkey farm on the Italian Riviera to insure an adequate supply of glands for his wait list. Franz came all the way to Paris from Petoskey to have the procedure done.
It was a successful surgery and Franz went out to Le Select to celebrate, where flush with champagne and the new monkey powers at his command, he promptly choked to death on a dry bread heel. I was in Schruns at the time and only heard about it weeks later. But I sometimes imagine his eyes bulging and his hands grasping at the tablecloth and his purpling face, and both his virile monkey balls and the waitstaff in their sharp white jackets were powerless to keep it from happening.
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keep 'em coming piscky.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Don't kick the rock he is languishing under..pleaaase!
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Rum, he is part of the odd mix of flavours which make up Rationalia...Rum wrote:Don't kick the rock he is languishing under..pleaaase!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I believe I have only met one gentleman from his fraternity but I cannot say I am surprised. He was a lieutenant with us at Omaha Beach. He talked a brave game as we crossed the English Channel about all the Germans he would kill.
When the ramp dropped he hid in the back of the landing craft. Later we discovered that while we were busy securing the beachhead, he had eaten all the Hershey bars out of everyone's rations.
When the ramp dropped he hid in the back of the landing craft. Later we discovered that while we were busy securing the beachhead, he had eaten all the Hershey bars out of everyone's rations.
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