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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:43 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:16 am

It's as if he'd never been away. :biggrin:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:02 pm

Was it something I said?
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:14 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Was it something I said?
Brian, it is always your fault...
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:09 am

I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately. He'll be back with the next highly infectious/deadly disease.. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:11 am

The false, brittle optimism that has infected our forum needs an antidote!

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Post by Hermit » Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:52 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately.
Or maybe he experienced his own, personal doomsday.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:58 am

I hope not. :?
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Post by piscator » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:09 am

Hermit wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I think there's been a lull in doomsday scenarios lately.
Or maybe he experienced his own, personal doomsday.
Perhaps we are dead and this, sadly, is heaven?

I knew a fellow named Franz who saved his money for two years in order to be able to have a procedure done by Serge Voronoff. Dr. Voronoff was famed for his ability to graft the tissue from monkey testes onto the testicles of aging men. The rejuvenative properties of monkey tissue were scientifically indisputable, so much so that Dr. Voronoff needed to open a monkey farm on the Italian Riviera to insure an adequate supply of glands for his wait list. Franz came all the way to Paris from Petoskey to have the procedure done.

It was a successful surgery and Franz went out to Le Select to celebrate, where flush with champagne and the new monkey powers at his command, he promptly choked to death on a dry bread heel. I was in Schruns at the time and only heard about it weeks later. But I sometimes imagine his eyes bulging and his hands grasping at the tablecloth and his purpling face, and both his virile monkey balls and the waitstaff in their sharp white jackets were powerless to keep it from happening.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:38 pm

:lol: keep 'em coming piscky.
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Post by Rum » Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:19 pm

Don't kick the rock he is languishing under..pleaaase!

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Post by JimC » Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:38 pm

Rum wrote:Don't kick the rock he is languishing under..pleaaase!
Rum, he is part of the odd mix of flavours which make up Rationalia...
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Post by piscator » Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:44 pm

I believe I have only met one gentleman from his fraternity but I cannot say I am surprised. He was a lieutenant with us at Omaha Beach. He talked a brave game as we crossed the English Channel about all the Germans he would kill.

When the ramp dropped he hid in the back of the landing craft. Later we discovered that while we were busy securing the beachhead, he had eaten all the Hershey bars out of everyone's rations.

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