Welcoming to me and greetings to you!

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

I am AvtomatKalashnikova, is ok to simply call Avtomat! This is not real name of course, but is chosen in honor of most beautiful & dependable creation of great Mikhail Kalashnikov .

Is like ghost town here now days, no? I am late to party?

[cronus]

I am AvtomatKalashnikova, is ok to simply call Avtomat! This is not real name of course, but is chosen in honor of most beautiful & dependable creation of great Mikhail Kalashnikov .

Is like ghost town here now days, no? I am late to party?

There's a shallow grave out back where the bodies are not hidden. No one knows what happened here. A cyber Marie Celeste. Drifting in ever decreasing circles towards nowhere much.

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

I am AvtomatKalashnikova, is ok to simply call Avtomat! This is not real name of course, but is chosen in honor of most beautiful & dependable creation of great Mikhail Kalashnikov .

Is like ghost town here now days, no? I am late to party?

There's a shallow grave out back where the bodies are not hidden. No one knows what happened here. A cyber Marie Celeste. Drifting in ever decreasing circles towards nowhere much.

Ah, am reminded of boy from home village. Boy going to market with parents in car when struck by GAZ truck of Russian army. Parents dead, boy suffer from traumatic brain injury, then on always talk of doom and gloom and end of world, also produce much drool. Children of village call him "Crumple" for look of car he was in, Avtomat find this nickname cruel personally.

[Tero]

Say hi to Boris Badenoff abd Natasha!

[tattuchu]

Please to be hooking me up with Russian mail-order (or internet-order, as the case may be) bride?

[JimC]

Have you got snow on your boots?

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Please to be hooking me up with Russian mail-order (or internet-order, as the case may be) bride?

Yes, have perfect Russian wife for order in mail!



Is name Olga, am told very experienced in kitchen and other important marital businesses as well!

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Have you got snow on your boots?

Does pope shit in woods?

[Svartalf]

Is there bear in St Basil Cathedral?

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Is there bear in St Basil Cathedral?

Sometimes door is left open, such is result. Ever seen bishop make shit in mantiya?

[klr]

In Soviet Russia, bear shit in Cathedral ...


Needs more work.

[pErvinalia]

Massacre in France today with Kalashnikovs. Targeting a satire news site. Frightening coincidence..

[Svartalf]

Actually, it's a weekly paper, I'm not sure about their site.

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Massacre in France today with Kalashnikovs. Targeting a satire news site. Frightening coincidence..

World's most prolific weapon is used today? Not shocking. Shame is used for such means, but if not Kalashnikov, will just be different weapons.

[tattuchu]

Please to be hooking me up with Russian mail-order (or internet-order, as the case may be) bride?

Yes, have perfect Russian wife for order in mail!



Is name Olga, am told very experienced in kitchen and other important marital businesses as well!

Perfect! And I see she's not afraid to use her tongue


Comrade AvtomatKalashnikova, I've no idea who you are or where you came from, but your funny. Your funny is like snow in Siberia- is very much, and good quality. Maybe can sell for price?