I can't post here from my workplace because, every time I try, the 'don't look at shit we don't like' software kicks in and plays my theme tune, The Awuga Waltz.
I thought I'd let you all know that I will be lurking here within tent. Or is that with intent? Either way, I'm bored with other places, so you lot had better keep me entertained.
I will not be participating in any thread that casts aspersions at other fora (except A+ because, of course, there's nothing to do but take the piss out of them), and I most definitely will not be engaging in 'that' thread.
My interests are taking the piss, casting ill-informed opinions on the issues of the day, generally being a nuisance, and boobs. I especially like perky boobs that look you straight in the eye (as well as pendulous boobs that hit you in the eye).
I have a small penis, but it's big enough to fill a pram (several, actually, on current evidence), and I know how to use it.
I have a feeling we'll mostly be firm friends, apart from that Seth bloke who seems a bit weird.
Seriously, though, I have much love for you lot, and I'm experiencing some pretty extreme disillusionment with forum life, and I'm hoping a bit of Ratz-style levity can cure me.
Hi to all those for whom I have affection (you know who you are), and to all the others:
