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Welcome back, [insert name here]!

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:17 am

So glad to see you back, [man|girl]! The place hasn't been the same without you around. Can't wait to see more pics of your [boobs|testicles]! :drool:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:21 am

Man, are you bored! Have you tried wanking?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:25 am

I had a wank in the bush last night. A totally disinterested Currawong (and very curious bird in Australia) watched on. Fucken pervert!!
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Post by Hermit » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:42 am

rEvolutionist wrote:So glad to see you back, [man|girl]!
Man|girl? :what: Surely, you mean boy|woman.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:14 am

No, I mean male|sheila.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:27 am

Don't call me sheila! No, wait, that doesn't work, does it?

Did you mean bloke|female?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:31 am

fellas|scrags?
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shave my back, [insert name here]!

Post by tattuchu » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:02 pm

Whut? Boz Skaggs?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:05 pm

Boz Skaggs is back??! Shit, I didn't know he was a member here.
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:12 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I had a wank in the bush last night. A totally disinterested Currawong (and very curious bird in Australia) watched on. Fucken pervert!!
Some small bush invertebrates probably enjoyed a nourishing meal. Well done, rev! :tup:
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:19 am

:hehe:
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Post by Jason » Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:24 am

Welcome back FBM! :yay:
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:10 am

Hey champ! Long time no see!
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Post by Don't Panic » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:52 pm

I'm not dead.
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Re: Welcome back, [insert name here]!

Post by Svartalf » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:04 pm

well, you've been away so long you'll forgive us for wondering.
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