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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Wed May 14, 2014 1:36 pm

HomerJay wrote:
Citizensmith wrote:Wolfie? Hey, XC, where abouts in Nottingham do you live? Did my masters up there, although was living in Sutton Bonnington rather than Nottingham itself.
Sutton Bonington?

That's for sheep shaggers isn't it?

Sorry, 'animal husbandry' (filthy).
Yeah pretty much. I was doing Enviro Science but for whatever reason we got lumped in with the farming students. Good pubs though and the sweetcorn they were growing when I was there was delicious. Never did find out what study was being done on it, or why they destroyed the whole crop at the end of the season.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 14, 2014 3:41 pm

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HomerJay wrote:
Citizensmith wrote:Wolfie? Hey, XC, where abouts in Nottingham do you live? Did my masters up there, although was living in Sutton Bonnington rather than Nottingham itself.
Sutton Bonington?

That's for sheep shaggers isn't it?

Sorry, 'animal husbandry' (filthy).
Yeah pretty much. I was doing Enviro Science but for whatever reason we got lumped in with the farming students. Good pubs though and the sweetcorn they were growing when I was there was delicious. Never did find out what study was being done on it, or why they destroyed the whole crop at the end of the season.
Have the horns stopped regrowing yet? :tea:

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Post by Citizensmith » Thu May 15, 2014 1:38 am

So, it's probably worth mentioning. I've never had sex with cheese, or used cheese as an accessory to sex.
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Post by JimC » Thu May 15, 2014 1:45 am

That's virgin on the ridiculous...
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Post by FBM » Thu May 15, 2014 3:56 am

Then what are the holes in Swiss cheese for?
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Post by tattuchu » Thu May 15, 2014 4:06 am

Citizensmith wrote:So, it's probably worth mentioning. I've never had sex with cheese, or used cheese as an accessory to sex.
What sort of sick twisted fuck? :what: I mean, not even a nibble or two throughout the affair to renew one's vigour? :(
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 15, 2014 4:07 am

tattuchu wrote:
Citizensmith wrote:So, it's probably worth mentioning. I've never had sex with cheese, or used cheese as an accessory to sex.
What sort of sick twisted fuck? :what: I mean, not even a nibble or two throughout the affair to renew one's vigour? :(
Leave him, Tat. He's clearly a freak! :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 15, 2014 4:09 am

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Post by Citizensmith » Thu May 15, 2014 2:00 pm

Look, OK, it may be weird, its just really hard to eat cheese when you have a ball-gag on.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu May 15, 2014 2:07 pm

Citizensmith wrote:Look, OK, it may be weird, its just really hard to eat cheese when you have a ball-gag on.
Use a ball-gag made of cheese! :lay:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu May 15, 2014 2:49 pm

Welcome, I see we're talking ball-gags already :cheers:

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 15, 2014 2:51 pm

I'm disappointed it took this long.. :nono:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 15, 2014 5:19 pm

Citizensmith wrote:So, it's probably worth mentioning. I've never had sex with cheese, or used cheese as an accessory to sex.
And I thought I knew you! :cry:

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Scott1328 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:07 am

As long as it is understood that I am the official forum newbie.

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