What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

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What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Blackadder » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:54 am

Greetings and felicitations, my lords, ladies and unwashed peasantry. I have heard much about this intellectual boutique, most of it highly uncomplimentary. I therefore decided it is just the sort of organisation that would suit a louche, sly, degenerate reprobate such as myself. I look forward to sharing my meagre store of knowledge and vast arsenal of invective with you all.

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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by NineBerry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:57 am

Alia is a boy not a girl, in this instance. And a very nasty boy

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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Blackadder » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:05 am

I'll be sure to give him/her a wide berth.

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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:08 pm

O noes! What to do? :hairfire:

Enter Alia inter alia?
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:17 pm

Wibble! :td:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:21 pm

A creature from......outside!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:32 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:A creature from......outside!
:panic: What fresh hell is this??!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:36 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:A creature from......outside!
:panic: What fresh hell is this??!
it covets our cheese.....
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:40 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:A creature from......outside!
:panic: What fresh hell is this??!
it covets our cheese.....
:kids: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:40 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:A creature from......outside!
:panic: What fresh hell is this??!
it covets our cheese.....
Do we still do that whole cheese-bacon thing? :ask:

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:43 pm

I've got dick cheese.
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Post by rainbow » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:16 pm

Blackadder wrote:Greetings and felicitations, my lords, ladies and unwashed peasantry. I have heard much about this intellectual boutique, most of it highly uncomplimentary. I therefore decided it is just the sort of organisation that would suit a louche, sly, degenerate reprobate such as myself. I look forward to sharing my meagre store of knowledge and vast arsenal of invective with you all.
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:38 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:A creature from......outside!
:panic: What fresh hell is this??!
it covets our cheese.....
Do we still do that whole cheese-bacon thing? :ask:
if we don't, I wasn't cc'ed into the memo, as is clearly mandated in our communications charter.
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:52 pm

Whoever will join next?

Queenie, I hope, I always had the hots for her!

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