Hi My Name is Făkünamę
Hi My Name is Făkünamę
I am a very famous bullshitter. I've fooled the best of them.
I am of an unimpressive intelligence, but I've made learned men think I was once of them. I have a certain low-cunning.
My father despises me, but he forces himself to pretend he loves me. My simple presence is a torture to him.
I am an unemployed confidence man of the highest regard who grows poorer everyday.
But, this isn't the grandiose goodbye you might have expected.
There is only me here, and no one to talk to.
I am of an unimpressive intelligence, but I've made learned men think I was once of them. I have a certain low-cunning.
My father despises me, but he forces himself to pretend he loves me. My simple presence is a torture to him.
I am an unemployed confidence man of the highest regard who grows poorer everyday.
But, this isn't the grandiose goodbye you might have expected.
There is only me here, and no one to talk to.
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Have you got a deity sitting 3 feet from you?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Re: Hi My Name is Făkünamę
Not unless god is a lazy beagle getting hair all over my bed.
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Re: Hi My Name is Făkünamę
I like backward gods, they are always humble and cuddly...Făkünamę wrote:Not unless god is a lazy beagle getting hair all over my bed.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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She's been nothing but a drag and seems to cause me trouble wherever I go. Sounds like dog to me.
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Oh my lord, I've waited forever for your return! Take me now and I will be your slave forever more and sweep the god hairs off your duvet cover and sit at your feet and wash them with mojitos and drink the holy spirit afterwards.
I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend if you like. Can I come to heaven now?
I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend if you like. Can I come to heaven now?
Here's to Now.
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"Hi my name is Mysturji" thread in 5... 4... 3...
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
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Needs more scripture. Continue.
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I'm not the saviour, only a boorish impostor, but I'd save you if I could. /Jesus complexTrinity wrote:Oh my lord, I've waited forever for your return! Take me now and I will be your slave forever more and sweep the god hairs off your duvet cover and sit at your feet and wash them with mojitos and drink the holy spirit afterwards.
I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend if you like. Can I come to heaven now?
Re: Hi My Name is Făkünamę
I am an idiot savant with no prodigious abilities.
This is no trick.
I am telling you who I am.
And just to be perfectly clear, at least for the benefit of my wild imagination. That guy Mark Dreher is not my sock-puppet.
This is no trick.
I am telling you who I am.
And just to be perfectly clear, at least for the benefit of my wild imagination. That guy Mark Dreher is not my sock-puppet.
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Well that's a relief...
But are you a sock puppet of Mark Dreher? You know, his alter personality that he sometimes allows to escape...
But are you a sock puppet of Mark Dreher? You know, his alter personality that he sometimes allows to escape...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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It does seem like it some times. Certify me. I don't mind at all.
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"I certify that the internet character known as Făkünamę is a good bloke, and is an atheist of good standing"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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I don't believe you. I am sorry.
It's been the honour has been all mine. I am ridiculously happy to have met you all.
No dramas. No goodbyes. Just thank you all.
It's been the honour has been all mine. I am ridiculously happy to have met you all.
No dramas. No goodbyes. Just thank you all.
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