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Piss off, God...

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:22 am

We are a deity free zone. Go lurk in a burning bush somewhere... :twisted:
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Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:24 am

Go on. Scram :lay:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:28 am

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Post by klr » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:37 am

You don't even exist. :Erasb:

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Re: Piss off, God...

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:41 am

Perhaps he is real, and decided to start posting on rationalia because religious people are too fucking boring? :dono:
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Re: Piss off, God...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:42 am

JimC wrote:Perhaps he is real, and decided to start posting on rationalia because religious people are too fucking boring? :dono:
That's why I started.
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Post by Rum » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:20 am

That imaginary being been trying to sneak in here again!?..I thought he was banned! :nono:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:24 am

Rumertron wrote:That imaginary being been trying to sneak in here again!?..I thought he was banned! :nono:
:mod: Be careful what you say about imaginary being. One of them has the ban button. :evil:
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Post by FBM » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:08 pm

I think it's just Vishnu's sock puppet, anyway. :whisper:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:10 pm

FBM wrote:I think it's just Vishnu's sock puppet, anyway. :whisper:
So what would an avatar's avatar look like?
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Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:12 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:I think it's just Vishnu's sock puppet, anyway. :whisper:
So what would an avatar's avatar look like?
I thought god's avatar was Alan Rickman?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:16 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:I think it's just Vishnu's sock puppet, anyway. :whisper:
So what would an avatar's avatar look like?
I thought god's avatar was Alan Rickman?

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Re: Piss off, God...

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:40 am

It's official...

God is a lurker.
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Re: Piss off, God...

Post by FBM » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:46 am

JimC wrote:It's official...

God is a lurker.
Not surprising. As far as I can tell, he hasn't shown his face in going on 14 billion years, so...
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Re: Piss off, God...

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:54 am

I thought god was really Morgan Freeman?
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