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Bazzer's 'ere!

Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:38 pm

Hey, there. Me name's Bazzer! (Not me real name, me mum weren't mental!!!!!)

I live in Liverpool and I do house clearances. Very cheap!!

Anyways, brought up a Catholic but I've gone off it.

Wahey!

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Post by Feck » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:40 pm

Hello Bazzer , Do you have a white van ?
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:41 pm

How did you know??

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Post by Pappa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:43 pm

Alright Bazzer. Glad you made it.

How did you get here?
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:44 pm

Pappa wrote:Alright Bazzer. Glad you made it.

How did you get here?
Well, there was this stork, like, and....is that going a bit far back for youse?

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Post by Pappa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:46 pm

Bazzer wrote:
Pappa wrote:Alright Bazzer. Glad you made it.

How did you get here?
Well, there was this stork, like, and....is that going a bit far back for youse?
I dunno... my parents must have done it... but I can't imagine them doing it like the do in the discovery channel.
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:48 pm

Heh heh can't imagine my mum and da at it but then he's been dead 10 years and that'd be a bit sick, like.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:50 pm

Bazzer wrote:Heh heh can't imagine my mum and da at it but then he's been dead 10 years and that'd be a bit sick, like.
In that case we'll have a thread on it in a few minutes. :coffee:
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:54 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bazzer wrote:Heh heh can't imagine my mum and da at it but then he's been dead 10 years and that'd be a bit sick, like.
In that case we'll have a thread on it in a few minutes. :coffee:
Yeah?! I knew this guy, always in the pubs on the dock road and he told me about this guy in Kirkby who kept his expired wife in the bath, covered with gin. And sometimes he used to drink the gin. That's not right, that, gin without the tonic.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:55 pm

Bazzer wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Bazzer wrote:Heh heh can't imagine my mum and da at it but then he's been dead 10 years and that'd be a bit sick, like.
In that case we'll have a thread on it in a few minutes. :coffee:
Yeah?! I knew this guy, always in the pubs on the dock road and he told me about this guy in Kirkby who kept his expired wife in the bath, covered with gin. And sometimes he used to drink the gin. That's not right, that, gin without the tonic.
She probably added "bitters". :hehe:
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:57 pm

Expensive, though, to fill a bath with gin. Must have been Asda own-brand or something. I suppose you wouldn't want to waste it, after shelling out

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:59 pm

Bazzer wrote:Expensive, though, to fill a bath with gin. Must have been Asda own-brand or something. I suppose you wouldn't want to waste it, after shelling out
Nah, bath-tub gin is relatively easy to make. :drunk:
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:03 pm

Hey Bazzer!

Good to meet you. :cheers:
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Post by Bazzer » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:04 pm

Faithfree wrote:Hey Bazzer!

Good to meet you. :cheers:

Cheers, Skippy!

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Post by Faithfree » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:06 pm

Bazzer wrote:
Faithfree wrote:Hey Bazzer!

Good to meet you. :cheers:

Cheers, Skippy!
Cheers,

Gin is a popular topic here. Just wait till you meet JimC.
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