videoreverend introduction
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I was expelled from the Catholic Church for exposing my rationalia, so I'm hoping to find a welcoming party here.
The nutshell: Youngest of 10 kids, old-school, Pre-Vatican II, ROMAN Catholic family, 12 years of Catholic schools, some classes even still taught by nuns (only one still wore the penguin suit, however).
And all of this careful indoctrination unraveled with I went away to college and slept in one Sunday morning.
That led to me becoming a stand-up comic and doing lots of Catholic jokes. I think it all kind of backfired on them in the long run. Now I run a website that's a satire of Catholic confession, but I shan't post a link here because I don't want to be accused of spamming, and that's really not why I'm here. (If someone asks me to post the link, or I get specific moderator dispensation, I'll post away.)
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.
Looking forward to hanging out on the board. I've seen some pretty funny stuff so far, although my sock puppet is pissed.
The nutshell: Youngest of 10 kids, old-school, Pre-Vatican II, ROMAN Catholic family, 12 years of Catholic schools, some classes even still taught by nuns (only one still wore the penguin suit, however).
And all of this careful indoctrination unraveled with I went away to college and slept in one Sunday morning.
That led to me becoming a stand-up comic and doing lots of Catholic jokes. I think it all kind of backfired on them in the long run. Now I run a website that's a satire of Catholic confession, but I shan't post a link here because I don't want to be accused of spamming, and that's really not why I'm here. (If someone asks me to post the link, or I get specific moderator dispensation, I'll post away.)
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.
Looking forward to hanging out on the board. I've seen some pretty funny stuff so far, although my sock puppet is pissed.

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Welcome videoreverend. Very pleased to meet you. 

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Welcome! 

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Feel free to link your site here - I'm sure we'd enjoy it - just return the favour and link to us from there if you don't mind!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Welcome videoreverend, from a fellow ex-Catholic!
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Welcome, vid. Hope you find some things here to your interest and tastes! 

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Welcome aboard! 

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I hope the dogs aren't living in sin.videoreverend wrote: ...
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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At least there aren't dogs and cats living together...klr wrote:I hope the dogs aren't living in sin.videoreverend wrote: ...
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.

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You think they may go to dog hell?klr wrote:I hope the dogs aren't living in sin.videoreverend wrote: ...
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.

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Yes ... you've heard of doggie hell and doggie heaven, haven't you?ryokan wrote:You think they may go to dog hell?klr wrote:I hope the dogs aren't living in sin.videoreverend wrote: ...
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.

Bart : Is there a doggie hell?
Homer : Of course there is. If there is a doggie heaven, there has to be a hell.
Bart : What dogs go THERE
Homer : Mmm ... Hitler's dog, that dog Nixon had, what's his name, checks?
Lisa : Checkers.
Homer : Mmmm ... that and one of the Lassies is also there, I think.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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"I just realised that the cat and the dog haven't had a wedding, they've been living in sin!" -- Marge Simpson.Bella Fortuna wrote:At least there aren't dogs and cats living together...klr wrote:I hope the dogs aren't living in sin.videoreverend wrote: ...
Now I have a wife, two kids (not baptized, which was a HUGE family scandal) and two dogs. Life is good.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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A very warm welcome to you, videoreverend. Pull up a chair. 

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Welcome, vid. Hope you find some things here to your interest and tastes!

Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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