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FBM
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Hiya. Welcome. Settle in and make yourself at home. Try not to spit on the cat. Thx.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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What do you mean by "not to spit on the cat"?
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It is a bit strange, they don't mind at all, they just lick it off...Normal wrote:What do you mean by "not to spit on the cat"?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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FBM
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When someone visits or moves into your house, do you invite them to spit on your pets? I think not.Normal wrote:What do you mean by "not to spit on the cat"?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Can I use my tongue to pick my nose?FBM wrote:Hiya. Welcome. Settle in and make yourself at home. Try not to spit on the cat. Thx.
Hello members.
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds.Anything is possible when you think before you post. I'm on a swivel chair.
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds.Anything is possible when you think before you post. I'm on a swivel chair.
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Yes, just don't use your tongue to pick my nose!Mahou wrote:Can I use my tongue to pick my nose?FBM wrote:Hiya. Welcome. Settle in and make yourself at home. Try not to spit on the cat. Thx.
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Well, you say that...Kristie wrote:Yes, just don't use your tongue to pick my nose!Mahou wrote:Can I use my tongue to pick my nose?FBM wrote:Hiya. Welcome. Settle in and make yourself at home. Try not to spit on the cat. Thx.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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You know you're the only one that can do that.The Mad Hatter wrote:Well, you say that...Kristie wrote:Yes, just don't use your tongue to pick my nose!Mahou wrote:Can I use my tongue to pick my nose?FBM wrote:Hiya. Welcome. Settle in and make yourself at home. Try not to spit on the cat. Thx.
We danced.
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Take that Tigger!
...is that really something to gloat about?
...is that really something to gloat about?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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