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Well Hello!

Post by Bella's Dad » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:22 am

Hi everyone. I thought I should introduce myself formally. I'm Bella's dad, I'm just looking round.

What's this NSFW bit I've read about?

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Re: Well Hello!

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:29 am

Hello Bella's Dad, sir. May I formally welcome you to the forum and hope you find our irreverence and penchant for fromage and puns, to your taste.

NSFW, is where we put our more risqué threads, that could, in some people's opinions, be inappropriate for the workplace. (Not Safe for Work.)

Also, prove you are Bella's Dad, please.

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Post by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:31 am

Welcome Bellas Dad ,Do you have any embarassing photos of Bella when she was a child ? if so please post them :-)
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Post by Achtland » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:31 am

hello and welcome

i second this motion of proof

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:48 am

Pshaw, gentlebeings, are we so skeptical that we would doubt a straight forward assertion such as this?

Okay, yeah, we are. :lay:
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Post by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:53 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Pshaw, gentlebeings, are we so skeptical that we would doubt a straight forward assertion such as this?

Okay, yeah, we are. :lay:
well at least my my post was subtle :doh:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:56 am

mrenutt4 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Pshaw, gentlebeings, are we so skeptical that we would doubt a straight forward assertion such as this?

Okay, yeah, we are. :lay:
well at least my my post was subtle :doh:
You do subtle, I used Grond.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:00 am

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Quick! Tidy up!
Delete the "Shameless Flirtation" "Silliness & Fun" forum!
Delete all saucy posts!

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Well Hello!

Post by charlou » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:02 am

Hello, Bella's old man ... 8-)

lordp will soon be along to ensure you feel ... welcome :naughty: ... I'm sure. :tup:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:47 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Pshaw, gentlebeings, are we so skeptical that we would doubt a straight forward assertion such as this?

Okay, yeah, we are. :lay:
Yes, I'd have argued that signing up and posting at 2 am, Bella's time, is probably not the best for maximum impact. But, "hi" anyway!

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Re: Well Hello!

Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:53 am

Hi, Bella's Dad! I want you to know that Bella is a favourite member of this community, strict, proper and some would say, rather prudish. :mrgreen:
Enjoy your stay and post embarrassing Bella pictures.
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Re: Well Hello!

Post by CJ » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:04 pm

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Post by Geoff » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:18 pm

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Re: Well Hello!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:22 pm

Dear Bella's Dad,

It's truly a pleasure to make your acquaintance. We welcome you joyfully, with open arms and hope you enjoy your stay.

Now, that the BS formalities are over, it's time to cough up some ID, bud.

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Re: Well Hello!

Post by Tigger » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:32 pm

Hello, Bella's Dad. I'm Mousy's dad.
Welcome herein.
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