Aloha
Aloha
I am relatively new to this site, having been nudged in its direction by a bespectacled, bewhiskered colleague who always dresses in (Ashton)black. I was chatting recently with him about some ideas I have, one of which is some alternate lyrics for a male version of Lily Allen's The Fear. I do not have the 'right voice' for the piece, nor the facilities and know-how to make a recording of it and he sugested that someone out there might just be up for it.
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Welcome! We have a few talented voices here. And a great lot of terrible ones. (You know who you are.)brifter wrote:I am relatively new to this site, having been nudged in its direction by a bespectacled, bewhiskered colleague who always dresses in (Ashton)black. I was chatting recently with him about some ideas I have, one of which is some alternate lyrics for a male version of Lily Allen's The Fear. I do not have the 'right voice' for the piece, nor the facilities and know-how to make a recording of it and he sugested that someone out there might just be up for it.
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Welcome, brifter. We've got several talented musicians and a few who do recordings.
Oh, I'm not one of them, by the way...

Oh, I'm not one of them, by the way...
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Welcome brifter!
Seeing as it's Sunday morning for lots of us, a good many people are off giving thanks to the Lord or something.
Or recovering from hangovers.

Seeing as it's Sunday morning for lots of us, a good many people are off giving thanks to the Lord or something.

Or recovering from hangovers.

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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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klr wrote:Welcome brifter!![]()
Seeing as it's Sunday morning for lots of us, a good many people are off giving thanks to the Lord or Lordpasternack.![]()
Or recovering from hangovers.

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PS, pay no attention to KLR, he has a drinking problem. He doesn't.
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Welcome 
First thing's first, who'd win in a fight, cheese or bacon?

First thing's first, who'd win in a fight, cheese or bacon?
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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Hey!!! Oh noes, it's someone who knows me in work.....
Damn, ok, don't tell them anything!!!
Welcome all the same!!
There's a "Ratz Creative Corner" somewhere on the forum. You could post the lyrics in there, with a you tube of the soundtrack and someone may or may not pick it up. (Can't promise anything) The ratz are a fickle lot.
Damn, ok, don't tell them anything!!!
Welcome all the same!!

There's a "Ratz Creative Corner" somewhere on the forum. You could post the lyrics in there, with a you tube of the soundtrack and someone may or may not pick it up. (Can't promise anything) The ratz are a fickle lot.
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Welcome! 

I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Hello and welcome. 

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AshtonBlack wrote:Hey!!! Oh noes, it's someone who knows me in work.....
Damn, ok, don't tell them anything!!!
Welcome all the same!!
There's a "Ratz Creative Corner" somewhere on the forum. You could post the lyrics in there, with a you tube of the soundtrack and someone may or may not pick it up. (Can't promise anything) The ratz are a fickle lot.

So, eh, brifter, tell us a little more about yourself. Got any hobbies? Any problems? Any cross-dressiong co-workers?

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Don't tell 'em your name, Pike! 

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welcome, welcome and welcome!


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