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I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:43 am

About time we had one of these, We know Pappa has showed his Pee pee but it's time for the Scottish guy to make an arse of himself. I 've got a few videos to upload for tonight.

I can't express enogh how much this community means to me. :console: :cuddle: :smooch: :hugs: :smooch: :cuddle: :console:
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by charlou » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:45 am

Paco wrote:I can't express enogh how much this community means to me. :console: :cuddle: :smooch: :hugs: :smooch: :cuddle: :console:
I will not be ignoring this, the feeling is mutual - :console: :cuddle: :smooch: :hugs: :smooch: :cuddle: :console: - and I haven't been drinking ... ;)
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Post by Woodbutcher » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:46 am

Yes?
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:53 am

If I could type properly the I'd totally upload the videos I've taken from tonight.

The way it stands though, I'm sorry to the Dawktor and Goeff for phoning them while pished.

Charlou, I can't express enough how brilliant you are, I wish you were in Britain so that I could meet you without spending a fortune.

You guys mean so mych to me that it's not even funny. I;m not mental or that, just sentimental.
We have no great war, no great depression.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Post by JasonK » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:57 am

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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:03 am

Jason, don't even start. you know I'd go gay for you bro.

I've missed you immessurably.
We have no great war, no great depression.
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Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Post by cowiz » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:30 am

Mentalist.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:38 am

Sounds like jealousy to me.
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JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:40 am

So, Paco, aren't you going to call someone and have them pronounce words for you? ;)
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Re: I've been drinking, ignore what I write.

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 am

I've got Pappa's home phone number but I'm sure both he and his wife would be raging if I called them at this time of night.

you still need to send me your address so I can post that jumper to you too, the Froot Loops are great too, much appreciated :cheers:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:47 am

You can call me if you can get the bloody country code right. ;)

I'll get you my address, and you can give me yours and I'll replenish the Froot Loops.
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:23 am

Drunk Paco feeds my schaudenfreude.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Post by Feck » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:14 am

born-again-atheist wrote:Drunk Paco feeds my schaudenfreude.
yeh you are such a sweet kind people person aren't you BAA :lol:
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:39 am

Yes.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Post by Geoff » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:55 am

Paco wrote:If I could type properly the I'd totally upload the videos I've taken from tonight.

The way it stands though, I'm sorry to the Dawktor and Goeff for phoning them while pished.

Charlou, I can't express enough how brilliant you are, I wish you were in Britain so that I could meet you without spending a fortune.

You guys mean so mych to me that it's not even funny. I;m not mental or that, just sentimental.
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