Welcome Beige
Welcome Beige
Be gentle with him people. Give him a day or two before we bring out the ball gag and commence the anal fisting initiation ritual
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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And the timers started on the 22nd, so we're good.Ghatanothoa wrote:Be gentle with him people. Give him a day or two before we bring out the ball gag and commence the anal fisting initiation ritual
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Is this one of your people? 
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Well he's not one of ours. 
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Here's hoping you aren't bland as well!
I am sure not..so - Welcome - and say hello!
I am sure not..so - Welcome - and say hello!
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I'm not... entirely bland.
But uh, probably bland enough not to warrant my very own thread
Hello everyone!
But uh, probably bland enough not to warrant my very own thread
Hello everyone!
In the best laid plans of history lie the ruins of the past
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
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Bella Fortuna
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Hello! 
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*hides the vaseline*
Hey Beige. Take a seat fella
It's the last time you will be able to sit down for a while
Hey Beige. Take a seat fella
It's the last time you will be able to sit down for a while
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Any more shifty behaviour out of you Ghat and I'll have to bin your necronomicon!
In the best laid plans of history lie the ruins of the past
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Bella Fortuna
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Well done. Whipped him soundly in only your second post. 
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I'm sure he'll get his own back soon enough 
In the best laid plans of history lie the ruins of the past
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
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Welcome to the asylum, collect your straight jacket through the door on the left please.
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Be brave and enter. Things could be worse.
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
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"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
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"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
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Smile they said ....Things could be worse ..So I smiled and they were right, things got worse !Woodbutcher wrote:Be brave and enter. Things could be worse.
Hi Beige
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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