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Post by Cosmic_Oscillations » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:37 pm

I wouldn't call myself an RDF "refugee" as I wasn't active on the RDF forums, just read them. I found this site on a Google search, and thought after reading some of the threads I'd like to join in from time to time. I've been a lover of science and reason since I was a small child, and find myself feeling a little alien for not being a "believer" of mysticism in the place I live right now. Between work and school I'm pretty busy most of the time, so I figure I won't be active here daily, but I have free time to waste on the weekends so I might join in some of the fun if I feel I have something to input. :) These forums have a vibe I appreciate, and it seems like many of the posters have a similar sense of humor to me. Also, I like to read books about astrophysics for fun. :eddy:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:38 pm

Welcome! Blood, stool and urine samples in the tray by the door. :tup:
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Post by Koss » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:49 pm

Welcome!






































You'll need this. :levi:


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Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:52 pm

Howdy!.. I like to read astrophysics stuff as well (when I read)

Although I just tend to indulge in the less serious parts of this forum as my scientific knowledge is pretty basic.

But there's no humour here mate.. well maybe a little

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:53 pm

Koss wrote:You'll need this. :levi:


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Re: noob here :)

Post by Cosmic_Oscillations » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:54 pm

Holleee shit, that's a LOT of bacon! And some whiskey to wash it down with, thank you! :funny: *leaves various bodily fluid samples for analysis*... :mrgreen: Thanks for the welcomes!

EDIT: did you get that bacon pic from thisiswhyyourefat.com ?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:54 pm

Hello and welcome! :cheers:

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Post by Koss » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:55 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Koss wrote:You'll need this. :levi:


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Wild Turkey! Hell yes!

Mmmm, Turkey and bacon.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:57 pm

Koss wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Koss wrote:You'll need this. :levi:


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Mmmm, Turkey bacon.
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Re: noob here :)

Post by Koss » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:00 pm

Yeah, Turkey bacon is totally natural! :food:


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Re: noob here :)

Post by devogue » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:01 pm

Don't listen to all these twats, Cosmo.

Just listen to Uncle Dev while you are here and everything will be okay. :tup:

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Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:02 pm

Fucking crappy shitty turkey "bacon" is all I can eat really at the moment... I might as well fry the sole of my shoe and put that on a sarnie... :lay:


And calm...

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Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:02 pm

:|~ TURKEY IS NOT PIG! YOU CAN'T MAKE HAM NOR BACON OUT OF IT :lay:

Welcome CO. Don't listen to the baconists what you really need is cheese. Lots of lovely cheese.















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Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:04 pm

devogue wrote:Don't listen to all these twats, Cosmo.

Just listen to Uncle Dev while you are here and everything will be okay. :tup:
Don't listen to dev.. he's a complete and utter arsehole..

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