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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by M » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:47 am

born-again-atheist wrote:Jim, at your age 'the special place' is the bag with all your wee in it.
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:59 am

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born-again-atheist wrote:Jim, at your age 'the special place' is the bag with all your wee in it.
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:29 pm

Maths thread? :begging:
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:30 pm

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born-again-atheist wrote:Jim, at your age 'the special place' is the bag with all your wee in it.
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:23 pm

Paco wrote:Maths thread? :begging:
You want me to start one?

OK, in Science, I guess. I will have a go at answering difficultties, but I bet that someone on the forum will be more of a maths guru than me...
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Pauline » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:25 pm

JimC wrote:
Paco wrote:Maths thread? :begging:
You want me to start one?

OK, in Science, I guess. I will have a go at answering difficultties, but I bet that someone on the forum will be more of a maths guru than me...
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:32 pm

Pauline wrote:
JimC wrote:
Paco wrote:Maths thread? :begging:
You want me to start one?

OK, in Science, I guess. I will have a go at answering difficultties, but I bet that someone on the forum will be more of a maths guru than me...
I have a calculator - does that count.....
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by JimC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:08 am

Pauline wrote:
JimC wrote:
Paco wrote:Maths thread? :begging:
You want me to start one?

OK, in Science, I guess. I will have a go at answering difficultties, but I bet that someone on the forum will be more of a maths guru than me...
I have a degee - does that count.....
If it is a degree in Pure Mathematics, it certainly does!

(mine's in science...)
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Woodbutcher » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:55 am

I have a degree in chemistry...1972 version. Hi Jim! :cheers:
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:04 pm

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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Dory » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:24 pm

We're all shoemakers here?

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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:27 pm

Or Bar wrote:We're all shoemakers here?

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That's cobblers, like they have at Thanksgiving here.
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Dory » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:00 pm

*sighs* The sad thing? I knew that.

I really did. I think I'm gonna take a break from this forum. :(

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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:03 pm

Or Bar wrote:*sighs* The sad thing? I knew that.

I really did. I think I'm gonna take a break from this forum. :(

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You realize about 50% of that was totally made up?
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Re: G'day, cobbers...

Post by Dory » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:05 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Or Bar wrote:*sighs* The sad thing? I knew that.

I really did. I think I'm gonna take a break from this forum. :(

-Dory
You realize about 50% of that was totally made up?
LOL. I meant I knew the cobbers/cobblers difference ;) But cheers. :hehe:

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