Let's take a look at this shall we?

[cowiz]

It's mostly about how Exi is an arse and a twat.

I strongly deny this! Myself and Exi are two different people.

Welcome Cali.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

[Arse]

You only think that cos you're a twat.

[Faithfree]

* Pops head round door *

Welcome Cali, good to see you again.

[Calilasseia]

Looks like I'm being introduced to a concentrated dose of the indigenous humour.

Speaking of which, I've some fun things to share with you that I've gathered over the years on my trawls around the Internet. In the case of the stuff from Japan, that might have to wait until I pluck up the courage to send a Wall-E type rover into your NSFW area, but I think several people here will find some of my discoveries highly amusing. Watch this space.

[cowiz]

You only think that cos you're a twat.

Good point, and well made too

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Looks like I'm being introduced to a concentrated dose of the indigenous humour.

Speaking of which, I've some fun things to share with you that I've gathered over the years on my trawls around the Internet. In the case of the stuff from Japan, that might have to wait until I pluck up the courage to send a Wall-E type rover into your NSFW area, but I think several people here will find some of my discoveries highly amusing. Watch this space.

When you want access, just PM an admin.

[devogue]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

[AshtonBlack]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

Perhaps we need someone who is an admin at RDF, and with Cali's kind permission, to present the ip address used to an admin here for confirmation. From the evidence of the post quality here, I doubt that it is a SP, but I could be wrong.

[Calilasseia]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

That's because there's no one here to carpet bomb ... yet.

Oh, by the way Dev, when RDF sorts out its server woes, go and take a peek at the Moon landing conspiracy theory thread in Debunking Woo. Oliver is a prize 'tard of epic proportions, who provided us with a real trifecta - creationism, Moon landing conspiracy woo and Illuminati bullshit, all together in one handy thread for you to point and laugh at. You know the old joke about President Gerald Ford purportedly not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time? Well, given the shit this guy believes in, many are of the opinion that he's the board's very own Gerald Ford. He's more literate than Byers (not that this takes much effort - my tropical fish are more literate than Byers for fuck's sake) but the level of delusion this guy entertains is even worse.

Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs has to battle an alien wearing a weird Corinthian battle helmet? There's a scene in there where the alien pulls out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Martians - Just Add Water". Well, Oliver is the product of someone pulling out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Fuckwits - Just Add Water" and dropping the contents into a septic tank.

Incidentally, it surprises me that no one here bothered to check out Rants 'n' Raves as a venue for the free expression of ribald humour. It's effectively the rationalist version of 4chan, with absolutely zero moderation worth talking about. You can insult people to death on that forum and no one bats an eyelid, and when you're bored with that, you can browse their 100-page plus tits thread. However, that forum has its own resident tossers, and I decided to decamp to TalkRational when that place turned into a frat party. The culture there is dangerously close to that of /b/ at times.

Meanwhile, I see you have a "think" toy on your post editor here ... let's give it a try shall we?

Should I introduce everyone here to Japanese vending machines?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

Perhaps we need someone who is an admin at RDF, and with Cali's kind permission, to present the ip address used to an admin here for confirmation. From the evidence of the post quality here, I doubt that it is a SP, but I could be wrong.

NOT a socket.

[Clinton Huxley]

Good Lord, it's Cali! How do you very do, sir!

[AshtonBlack]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

Perhaps we need someone who is an admin at RDF, and with Cali's kind permission, to present the ip address used to an admin here for confirmation. From the evidence of the post quality here, I doubt that it is a SP, but I could be wrong.

NOT a socket.

huh?

[devogue]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

That's because there's no one here to carpet bomb ... yet.

Oh, by the way Dev, when RDF sorts out its server woes, go and take a peek at the Moon landing conspiracy theory thread in Debunking Woo. Oliver is a prize 'tard of epic proportions, who provided us with a real trifecta - creationism, Moon landing conspiracy woo and Illuminati bullshit, all together in one handy thread for you to point and laugh at. You know the old joke about President Gerald Ford purportedly not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time? Well, given the shit this guy believes in, many are of the opinion that he's the board's very own Gerald Ford. He's more literate than Byers (not that this takes much effort - my tropical fish are more literate than Byers for fuck's sake) but the level of delusion this guy entertains is even worse.

Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs has to battle an alien wearing a weird Corinthian battle helmet? There's a scene in there where the alien pulls out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Martians - Just Add Water". Well, Oliver is the product of someone pulling out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Fuckwits - Just Add Water" and dropping the contents into a septic tank.

Incidentally, it surprises me that no one here bothered to check out Rants 'n' Raves as a venue for the free expression of ribald humour. It's effectively the rationalist version of 4chan, with absolutely zero moderation worth talking about. You can insult people to death on that forum and no one bats an eyelid, and when you're bored with that, you can browse their 100-page plus tits thread. However, that forum has its own resident tossers, and I decided to decamp to TalkRational when that place turned into a frat party. The culture there is dangerously close to that of /b/ at times.

Meanwhile, I see you have a "think" toy on your post editor here ... let's give it a try shall we?

Should I introduce everyone here to Japanese vending machines?

Just fuckin'

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

Perhaps we need someone who is an admin at RDF, and with Cali's kind permission, to present the ip address used to an admin here for confirmation. From the evidence of the post quality here, I doubt that it is a SP, but I could be wrong.

NOT a socket.

huh?

SOCKpuppET.

[klr]

I don't think it's the real Cali - it's just a sock puppet.

When I see that the real Cali has posted on RDF and I click on the thread he has posted in, the scrolling cursor disappears right up the arse of the monitor and in to infinity on the right hand side, to the point where it can only be dragged if you click on the right pixel.

That's not happening here - something's amiss.

That's because there's no one here to carpet bomb ... yet.

Oh, by the way Dev, when RDF sorts out its server woes, go and take a peek at the Moon landing conspiracy theory thread in Debunking Woo. Oliver is a prize 'tard of epic proportions, who provided us with a real trifecta - creationism, Moon landing conspiracy woo and Illuminati bullshit, all together in one handy thread for you to point and laugh at. You know the old joke about President Gerald Ford purportedly not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time? Well, given the shit this guy believes in, many are of the opinion that he's the board's very own Gerald Ford. He's more literate than Byers (not that this takes much effort - my tropical fish are more literate than Byers for fuck's sake) but the level of delusion this guy entertains is even worse.

Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs has to battle an alien wearing a weird Corinthian battle helmet? There's a scene in there where the alien pulls out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Martians - Just Add Water". Well, Oliver is the product of someone pulling out a can labelled "10,000 Instant Fuckwits - Just Add Water" and dropping the contents into a septic tank.

Incidentally, it surprises me that no one here bothered to check out Rants 'n' Raves as a venue for the free expression of ribald humour. It's effectively the rationalist version of 4chan, with absolutely zero moderation worth talking about. You can insult people to death on that forum and no one bats an eyelid, and when you're bored with that, you can browse their 100-page plus tits thread. However, that forum has its own resident tossers, and I decided to decamp to TalkRational when that place turned into a frat party. The culture there is dangerously close to that of /b/ at times.

Meanwhile, I see you have a "think" toy on your post editor here ... let's give it a try shall we?

Should I introduce everyone here to Japanese vending machines?

To paraphrase Bart Simpson: "If that's not the real Cali, then he's done his homework."