OK, I'm lying here... now what happens?rachelbean wrote:First Lie.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Your anti-troll tactic appears to be to troll.Schneibster wrote:...You'll get used to my anti-troll tactics after a while. They work; I've tested them pretty hard...
Schneibster wrote:...I think they'll work here too. So far so good...
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Nothing, then a kid shouts you, and you get up to make their lunch!!Bella Fortuna wrote:OK, I'm lying here... now what happens?rachelbean wrote:First Lie.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Your anti-troll tactic appears to be to troll.Schneibster wrote:...You'll get used to my anti-troll tactics after a while. They work; I've tested them pretty hard...
Schneibster wrote:...I think they'll work here too. So far so good...
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...Bella Fortuna wrote:OK, I'm lying here... now what happens?rachelbean wrote:First Lie.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Your anti-troll tactic appears to be to troll.Schneibster wrote:...You'll get used to my anti-troll tactics after a while. They work; I've tested them pretty hard...
Schneibster wrote:...I think they'll work here too. So far so good...
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The staff is showing.FBM wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat...Bella Fortuna wrote:OK, I'm lying here... now what happens?rachelbean wrote:First Lie.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Your anti-troll tactic appears to be to troll.Schneibster wrote:...You'll get used to my anti-troll tactics after a while. They work; I've tested them pretty hard...
Schneibster wrote:...I think they'll work here too. So far so good...
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PordFrefect wrote:The staff is showing.FBM wrote: I put on my robe and wizard sleeve ...![]()
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Lie.Pappa wrote:Any further personal attacks or harassment
I attacked no one. I made several speculations on Ronja's reasons for acting as she did, but did not assign a specific one of them to her. Typically, there is a trumped up charge in order to justify not applying the same rules to one subset of people as another.
Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
It's how you folks behave that is the problem. Noting such behavior is not an attack. Never was.
Calling it one is a lie, and it's a lie with the motive of protecting the insiders, the cool kids, the clique, whatever you want to call it, against someone who they've hurt. As usual, people with a genuine grievance must be expelled.
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It was intended as a threat and I took it as a threat. You don't use a crosshairs in a post unless you intend it that way.Ronja wrote:"Pappa" is a short and intentionally misspelled form of "Papa Smurf". It's been his nickname since he was 13. Tigger's post, again, was a reflection on that Pappa seemed to be in your crosshairs at the time. Which you would have found out if you had read Tigger's later post.Schneibster wrote:And yet again no action on the threat.
There was and is no threat towards you.
The correct response is to apologize. Not make up a bunch of bullshit about how you didn't really mean it that way. The former is adult. The latter is chickenshit.
As usual, there is one set of rules for the "in crowd" and another for everyone else. It's chickenshit.
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Lie.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Your anti-troll tactic appears to be to troll.Schneibster wrote:...You'll get used to my anti-troll tactics after a while. They work; I've tested them pretty hard...
My anti-troll tactic is to respond to trolls only until the first lie or insult.
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Did you not see I apologised for any misunderstanding? You really are a number aren't you? My cross hairs weren't directed at you, but they were about you.Schneibster wrote:Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
Here's a cross hare.

Actually it's a rabbit.

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nope, you is wrong.Schneibster wrote:It was intended as a threat and I took it as a threat. You don't use a crosshairs in a post unless you intend it that way.Ronja wrote:"Pappa" is a short and intentionally misspelled form of "Papa Smurf". It's been his nickname since he was 13. Tigger's post, again, was a reflection on that Pappa seemed to be in your crosshairs at the time. Which you would have found out if you had read Tigger's later post.Schneibster wrote:And yet again no action on the threat.
There was and is no threat towards you.
The correct response is to apologize. Not make up a bunch of bullshit about how you didn't really mean it that way. The former is adult. The latter is chickenshit.
As usual, there is one set of rules for the "in crowd" and another for everyone else. It's chickenshit.
Along with an in crowd, you get in jokes, might not be the easiest thing for newer members to grasp but the papa smurf thing is indeed our fearless leader, unless you are admitting to being blue and short?
There is even a pic of pappa dressed up as a smurf in one of the pics of us threads.
Schneib, you seem like a nice guy, but give the paranoia a rest, no one here is out to get you, we're all too lazy for that shit.
You want to feel singled out and persecuted, fine, but don't be surprised when we stop caring.
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Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
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Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
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And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
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NP, DPDon't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.

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