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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:48 pm

wolfréalt wrote:The sound of the masses squelshing underfoot can be wonderous at times....
I used to wank to that scene in "Dr. Zhivago." Cossacks are soooo sexy when they up and at 'em. :door:
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Post by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:49 pm

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wolfréalt wrote:The sound of the masses squelshing underfoot can be wonderous at times....
Aye, 'tis one of the reasons I brought an elephant back from Bombay.
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Re: Welcome wolfrealt!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:53 pm

wolfréalt wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:The sound of the masses squelshing underfoot can be wonderous at times....
Aye, 'tis one of the reasons I brought an elephant back from Bombay.
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It's okay, he won on appeal.
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Post by klr » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:55 pm

This forum is getting madder by the day. I thought last Friday's thread about pineapple on pizza couldn't be topped :shifty:, but I have been known to be wrong. :whistle:

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Post by FBM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:56 pm

I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:58 pm

FBM wrote:I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


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Not as nice as elephant cheese. I wouldn't want to milk one, mind.
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Post by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:02 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:The sound of the masses squelshing underfoot can be wonderous at times....
Aye, 'tis one of the reasons I brought an elephant back from Bombay.
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It's okay, he won on appeal.

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I would like to thank my lawyers and all the people who helped with this appeal. I wouldnt be here today without you. THANK YOU!!!
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Post by Elessarina » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:03 pm

wolfréalt wrote:PS thinly sliced, well roasted pig is the job!!!!! :food:
Pulled pork? :begging:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:04 pm

wolfréalt wrote: Image

I would like to thank my lawyers and all the people who helped with this appeal. I wouldnt be here today without you. THANK YOU!!!
That shirt is simply RUINED. :nono:
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Re: Welcome wolfrealt!

Post by FBM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


:pardon:
Not as nice as elephant cheese. I wouldn't want to milk one, mind.
You came over to our side a while back, dimwit. :whisper:
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Post by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:08 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


:pardon:
Not as nice as elephant cheese. I wouldn't want to milk one, mind.

Elephant cheese :funny: :funny: the images that brings to mind would'nt even be suitable for this board!!!!
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Re: Welcome wolfrealt!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:10 pm

wolfréalt wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


:pardon:
Not as nice as elephant cheese. I wouldn't want to milk one, mind.

Elephant cheese :funny: :funny: the images that brings to mind would'nt even be suitable for this board!!!!
"Elephant cheese, exclusively from male elephants."
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Post by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:14 pm

Thats it I'm out of here, Have to scrape me elephant and pull me pig. See you'se later..... :leave:
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Re: Welcome wolfrealt!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:20 pm

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:I wonder what elephant bacon tastes like?


:pardon:
Not as nice as elephant cheese. I wouldn't want to milk one, mind.
You came over to our side a while back, dimwit. :whisper:
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Re: Welcome wolfrealt!

Post by Feck » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:32 pm

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Looks dusty rather than cheesy :ask:
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