No you are so pissed you think you are soberElessarina wrote:Animavore wrote:Haven't drank in 4 days. I hate working the late shift.
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I wish i was that pissed, really I m not..or did you mean the irish chappie... ?
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No pissed like a fart.
If you come to edinburgh we will give the irish a run for your money
If you come to edinburgh we will give the irish a run for your money
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Achtland wrote:No pissed like a fart.
If you come to edinburgh we will give the irish a run for your money
ah shut your mouth I can hold my drink!
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in fact once i fell on my arse and held it up and didn't spill a drop 

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it is not the drink in glass it's the drink in the belly
it's all celtic blood in our viens. come on the nom-english
it's all celtic blood in our viens. come on the nom-english
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I now have a mental image of you holding your arse up. Thanks!Elessarina wrote:in fact once i fell on my arse and held it up and didn't spill a drop

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Aussies would drink the lot of you under the table!Achtland wrote:it is not the drink in glass it's the drink in the belly
it's all celtic blood in our viens. come on the nom-english
It's our convict ancestry!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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I hope you treat that mental image with the respect and dignity it deserves...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I now have a mental image of you holding your arse up. Thanks!Elessarina wrote:in fact once i fell on my arse and held it up and didn't spill a drop

Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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JimC wrote:I hope you treat that mental image with the respect and dignity it deserves...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I now have a mental image of you holding your arse up. Thanks!Elessarina wrote:in fact once i fell on my arse and held it up and didn't spill a drop
no the convicts were the light weights that is why they got caught
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druuuuuuuunk..
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You or me my lady ? I am surprisingly still able to type ,how are you ?Elessarina wrote:druuuuuuuunk..




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Hi.... I'm fucking pissed.
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Listen. Youse are outta yer shaggin league.
I would see your 14 pints and raise you a bottle of Vodka.
I wasn't hospitalised twice just so a haggis-eater, a toothless wench and a kangaroo beating bunch of bastards can even take a whiff of my whiskey. I'll leave yis all fer dead and laugh at ye, yis cants.
I would see your 14 pints and raise you a bottle of Vodka.
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