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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by devogue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:26 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Devogue wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
twattybanjo wrote:Erm... thank you. I think...
You're going to find yourself using that phrase quite a bit here. Usually while backing away toward the closest exit...
Usually your vadge.


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True.

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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:27 pm

Devogue wrote:Still fuckin' got it. :coffee:
Are we talking about the weight or the VD now? :think:
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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by Elessarina » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:27 pm

Devogue wrote: True.

I'd have to tie a plank to my arse to stop me from falling in.

:hehe: :funny:

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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by lofuji » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:08 am

twattybanjo wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
twattybanjo wrote:Erm... thank you. I think...
You're going to find yourself using that phrase quite a bit here. Usually while backing away toward the closest exit...
Well I just posted twice by mistake so I'm sure I'll fit right in...
I think you will. The only thing you need to know is that I'm the only sane person here. Everybody else is completely doolally. :roll:
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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:08 am

...Says the bloke with a tea-cozy on his head.... :hehe:
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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:09 am

Do you like gin?

Enough of it may help you survive this forum...

It has worked for me... :tup:
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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by Animavore » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:14 am

I like Gin.
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