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I take it Aussie politicians learn the art of political banter on the cricket pitch?JimC wrote:I am reminded of a time in the Australian Parliament when a conservative rural MP started to give his maiden speech. He started his speech, talking very slowly, saying:
"I am a country member..."
Before he could complete his sentence, he was rudely interrupted by an opoosition MP shouting out:
"Yeah, we remember!"
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It may be stretching it to assume I'd lick your snout, sir... *harrumph*FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Nah.... I still love your bacon.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:It may be stretching it to assume I'd lick your snout, sir... *harrumph*FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Nah.... I still love your bacon.
Well, I'd lick yours! Got a problem with reciprocity??????
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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....................No. I was just playing hard to get. Unconvincing, I know.... 
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Word of advice: When at a Country Party rally always be careful of how you place yourself in front of the banner (Aussies may recognise Alan Jones, and in this case the banner is reading correctlyJimC wrote:I am reminded of a time in the Australian Parliament when a conservative rural MP started to give his maiden speech. He started his speech, talking very slowly, saying:
"I am a country member..."
Before he could complete his sentence, he was rudely interrupted by an opoosition MP shouting out:
"Yeah, we remember!"
:twisted:
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Oh, and welcome countryboy!! 
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Tangential diversion ... is that Yvonne de Carlo in that photo?Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Hello country boy, I'm a wicked city woman and I...
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Welcome.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
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Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
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Calilasseia wrote:Tangential diversion ... is that Yvonne de Carlo in that photo?Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Hello country boy, I'm a wicked city woman and I...
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Cali is WRONG!!!!!1!
Morticia Addams was played by Carolyn Jones in the TV series and later by Anjelica Huston in the film versions.
Yvonne De Carlo, who died 2 years ago, played Lily Munster!
Shame on you Cali! Next time do your research before you start answering posts!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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It's Lucille Ball.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Calilasseia wrote:Tangential diversion ... is that Yvonne de Carlo in that photo?Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Hello country boy, I'm a wicked city woman and I...
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Only she played a mean Morticia in The Addams Family ...
Cali is WRONG!!!!!1!
Morticia Addams was played by Carolyn Jones in the TV series and later by Anjelica Huston in the film versions.
Yvonne De Carlo, who died 2 years ago, played Lily Munster!
Shame on you Cali! Next time do your research before you start answering posts!
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