Nope - nowhere near enough L's.lordpasternack wrote:No - I think there's a few syllables of Welsh thrown in there.Bella Fortuna wrote:Geoff wrote:How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"
And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
That's not drunk, that's just Glaswegian.
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Hard to tell on so few beers - ask me later.Mishakal wrote:Does this all mean that this is the uber-drunken post thread for Rationala.com?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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You're spleing is too fgood.Mishakal wrote:Does this all mean that this is the uber-drunken post thread for Rationala.com?
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It gives people an idea of what to expect really. I know that when I'm drunk I hunt this one out before the rest.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Geoff wrote:How the fuck should I know? It sounded something like:Paco wrote:What was I actually saying to you on the phone Geoff?
"Mpishdsorrrymfuckingpishdopeydntmindmefongngngnuslatempished"
And sort your avatar out - where's your hat?
That's not drunk, that's just Glaswegian.
probably.Nothing beats drunken posting keep up the sterling efforts paco.
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Shit! I was drinking in a Tapas bar for lunch, came home and had a siesta, now Bron's friend Dina came to dinner with a bottle of NZ white. She and Bron are now having a girl's nattering session, so I have moved on to a bottle of Durif...
I know I have a bottle of whisky for later, somewhere...
I know I have a bottle of whisky for later, somewhere...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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JimC wrote:Shit! I was drinking in a Tapas bar for lunch, came home and had a siesta, now Bron's friend Dina came to dinner with a bottle of NZ white. She and Bron are now having a girl's nattering session, so I have moved on to a bottle of Durif...
I know I have a bottle of whisky for later, somewhere...
I look forward to reading your posts tonight Jim. 
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Problem is, I have Nick hovering around, wanting to have a session on Runescape!Pappa wrote:JimC wrote:Shit! I was drinking in a Tapas bar for lunch, came home and had a siesta, now Bron's friend Dina came to dinner with a bottle of NZ white. She and Bron are now having a girl's nattering session, so I have moved on to a bottle of Durif...
I know I have a bottle of whisky for later, somewhere...
If I was a real bastard, I would take priority and say fuck off, son, but he looks at me with mournfull eyes...
I have 10 minutes of posting left...
(and I may be unconscious before he's finished...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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I'am Adam I'am Here I'am on the coopers beer with a knick-knack paddy whack give a dog a bone why dont Melbourne fuck off hom.e
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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At least I know that you hate Adelaide Crows supporters more than Melburnians...redunderthebed wrote:I'am Adam I'am Here I'am on the coopers beer with a knick-knack paddy whack give a dog a bone why dont Melbourne fuck off hom.e
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Haven't drank in 4 days. I hate working the late shift.Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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