That deserves a square dance!FBM wrote:ok. i admit it. i'm still hot for you...Bella Fortuna wrote:to you-know-who.
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FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song.What other song has fiddles and riddles and griddles?
I have lost all desire for you whatsoever.
try the little blue pills...Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Bella Fortuna wrote:"Well I got me a fine hawgFBM wrote:I admit I've never listened to it all the way through...Produce the lyrics about th' hawgs eatin' gran'maw' and I'll reconsider...Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh come on, I'm sure there's something in that song about the hawgs devouring grandmaw.... you know you love it.FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song.
I have lost all desire for you whatsoever.
I got me old gran'maw
When the sun's comin' up I think she's gonna get ate raw
Fer her it ain't gonna be no holiday at the day-spaaaaaaa
Thank god I'm a country boy..."
OK, you win. But I'm still not going to listen to the song to find out if those are the actual words...I'll take your word for it. "A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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I missed my calling as a songwriter, I think. 
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More like it gave you a wide berthBella Fortuna wrote:I missed my calling as a songwriter, I think.
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If she's singing John Denver, that would be the only hope...JimC wrote:FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song.
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I daresay that's slightly more accurate...Animavore wrote:More like it gave you a wide berthBella Fortuna wrote:I missed my calling as a songwriter, I think.
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Yes, stuff them in your ears and you'll be fine.FBM wrote:If she's singing John Denver, that would be the only hope...JimC wrote:FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:I missed my hog-calling contest, I think.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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No one can be good at everythingBella Fortuna wrote:Yes, stuff them in your ears and you'll be fine.FBM wrote:If she's singing John Denver, that would be the only hope...JimC wrote:FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that song.
I have lost all desire for you whatsoever.
D'oh. Quoted wrong post.
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Y'all are here, ain'tcha?FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I missed my hog-calling contest, I think.
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Don't think they'd fit...well, maybe just the tips...Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, stuff them in your ears and you'll be fine.FBM wrote:If she's singing John Denver, that would be the only hope...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM wrote:Don't think they'd fit...well, maybe just the tips...Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, stuff them in your ears and you'll be fine.FBM wrote:If she's singing John Denver, that would be the only hope...
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Oh...damn. Good point.Bella Fortuna wrote:Y'all are here, ain'tcha?FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I missed my hog-calling contest, I think.
You've been developing the slammage skillz, I see..."A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Nah.... I still love your bacon.FBM wrote:Oh...damn. Good point.Bella Fortuna wrote:Y'all are here, ain'tcha?FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I missed my hog-calling contest, I think.
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