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Twoflower
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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:16 pm

shmemley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:i fucking knew it!! i told squid i thought this was you but noooo he didnt think so. welcome by the way! i am looking forward to meeting you. :biggrin:

What made you think it was this? we're looking forward to meeting you too, I'm sure Paco has you well warned about our mum already.
Just based on when Paco said you joined and your age along with how many times you had visited the forum since joining. It was just simple elimination.
Yes Paco has warned me about your mum, Im starting to get scared of meeting her. :?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
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And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:42 pm

Twoflower wrote:
shmemley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:i fucking knew it!! i told squid i thought this was you but noooo he didnt think so. welcome by the way! i am looking forward to meeting you. :biggrin:

What made you think it was this? we're looking forward to meeting you too, I'm sure Paco has you well warned about our mum already.
Just based on when Paco said you joined and your age along with how many times you had visited the forum since joining. It was just simple elimination.
Yes Paco has warned me about your mum, Im starting to get scared of meeting her. :?

You've got nothing to be scared about it's mostly Paco that will suffer, next time you're on skype with him get him to tell you about the Alnwick incident if he hasn't already.
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Re: Hello

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:48 pm

Is your mum called Margarita Pracatan? Say yes, even if she isn't.
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Re: Hello

Post by Don't Panic » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:50 pm

shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:Hi, I've been lurking for a bit and thought it was about time to say hi, I came here from a link on my brothers facebook page to have a nosey at what he was up to.
Hello Shmemley, you in Scotland too?

I am, how did you know that?
Elementary, my dear Watson, your brother is in Scotland so my amazing powers of deduction led me to believe you were too.
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About me: Twoflower is the optimistic-but-naive tourist. He often runs into danger, being certain that nothing bad will happen to him since he is not involved. He also believes in the fundamental goodness of human nature and that all problems can be resolved, if all parties show good will and cooperate.
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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:51 pm

shmemley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
shmemley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:i fucking knew it!! i told squid i thought this was you but noooo he didnt think so. welcome by the way! i am looking forward to meeting you. :biggrin:

What made you think it was this? we're looking forward to meeting you too, I'm sure Paco has you well warned about our mum already.
Just based on when Paco said you joined and your age along with how many times you had visited the forum since joining. It was just simple elimination.
Yes Paco has warned me about your mum, Im starting to get scared of meeting her. :?

You've got nothing to be scared about it's mostly Paco that will suffer, next time you're on skype with him get him to tell you about the Alnwick incident if he hasn't already.
He has told me of the incident of the raw chicken in a grocery store and the time she went swimming in her bra and pants.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:52 pm

Charlou wrote::mrgreen: Give the guy a chance to settle in.

shmemley, you've been lurking for a bit .. anything grab your interest?

I've mostly just been seeing what Paco is up to since he never tells us and then out of the blue one day it's "hey I'm going to Korea", worryingly Paco had been asking our sister to join this site but never asked me :(
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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:54 pm

shmemley wrote:
Charlou wrote::mrgreen: Give the guy a chance to settle in.

shmemley, you've been lurking for a bit .. anything grab your interest?

I've mostly just been seeing what Paco is up to since he never tells us and then out of the blue one day it's "hey I'm going to Korea", worryingly Paco had been asking our sister to join this site but never asked me :(
Don't worry about it, Paco is strange. I think he thought you would fit in better at RatSkep and Mary would fit in better here.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:00 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:Hi, I've been lurking for a bit and thought it was about time to say hi, I came here from a link on my brothers facebook page to have a nosey at what he was up to.
Hello Shmemley, you in Scotland too?

I am, how did you know that?
Elementary, my dear Watson, your brother is in Scotland so my amazing powers of deduction led me to believe you were too.
But how did you know who's brother I was you were the first to reply?
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Re: Hello

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:03 pm

shmemley wrote:
Charlou wrote::mrgreen: Give the guy a chance to settle in.

shmemley, you've been lurking for a bit .. anything grab your interest?

I've mostly just been seeing what Paco is up to since he never tells us and then out of the blue one day it's "hey I'm going to Korea", worryingly Paco had been asking our sister to join this site but never asked me :(
Awwwww. :console:
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Re: Hello

Post by Don't Panic » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:06 pm

shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:Hi, I've been lurking for a bit and thought it was about time to say hi, I came here from a link on my brothers facebook page to have a nosey at what he was up to.
Hello Shmemley, you in Scotland too?

I am, how did you know that?
Elementary, my dear Watson, your brother is in Scotland so my amazing powers of deduction led me to believe you were too.
But how did you know who's brother I was you were the first to reply?
I haz evil admin powers.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: Hello

Post by Dries van Tonder » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:13 pm

Bit late, but hey, what the hell; Welcome!!!!! :smoke: :smoke: :cheers: :cheers:
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About me: Twoflower is the optimistic-but-naive tourist. He often runs into danger, being certain that nothing bad will happen to him since he is not involved. He also believes in the fundamental goodness of human nature and that all problems can be resolved, if all parties show good will and cooperate.
Location: Boston
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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:31 pm

shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
shmemley wrote:Hi, I've been lurking for a bit and thought it was about time to say hi, I came here from a link on my brothers facebook page to have a nosey at what he was up to.
Hello Shmemley, you in Scotland too?

I am, how did you know that?
Elementary, my dear Watson, your brother is in Scotland so my amazing powers of deduction led me to believe you were too.
But how did you know who's brother I was you were the first to reply?
DP knows all. Also we are mods and admins along with Paco and he told us you had joined
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:43 pm

Charlou, don't be fooled by him, I never asked him to join because I didn't think he would ever want to. I'm actually still surprised he signed up.

Is Shmemly the name of one of the beers in the drunk episode?
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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:11 pm

Today is the beginning of the end.
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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:21 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:Charlou, don't be fooled by him, I never asked him to join because I didn't think he would ever want to. I'm actually still surprised he signed up.

Is Shmemly the name of one of the beers in the drunk episode?

No, it's the word Tony says the fridge magnets spell out in the one where he gets glasses, and what do you mean by don't be fooled?
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